I'll use this next time the wife complains about spendin for e-cigs

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tj99959

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  • Aug 13, 2011
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    Too funny ..........
    [h=5]Phil Busardo
    [/h][h=5]Woman:
    Do you drink beer?

    Man: Yes

    ... Woman:
    How many beers a day?

    Man:
    Usually about 3

    Woman:
    How much do you pay per beer?

    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

    Woman:
    And how long have you been drinking?

    Man:
    About 20 years, I suppose

    Woman:
    So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.
    In one year, it would be approximately $5400 am I correct?

    Man:
    Correct

    Woman:
    If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
    20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

    Man:
    Correct

    Woman:
    Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
    for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari or an airplane?

    Man:
    Do you drink beer?

    Woman:
    No

    Man:
    Where's your Ferrari?

    [/h]
     
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