Now I have no intention of poking fun or being mean, and I'm always impressed by people who speak more than one language. My own weak attempts at Spanish probably sound pretty funny in Mexico ...
But I occasionally do proofreading for business websites and official correspondence, and tend to notice typos and questionable grammer and syntax ...
So I'm Googling for a source for a replacement battery for an Ovale Elips, and find a Chinese website offering the unit in bulk. I swear I have not edited one word, just copied and pasted some of the more humorous segments describing the product ...
I surely hope that no one takes this seriously, especially the "Locations" list ...
("oil spill" made me scratch my head, but the reference to "smoke bombs" finally made me snort coffee on my keyboard) ...
Here's the link to the site, I'm certain there's more amazing descriptions there, sure to bring a smile ...
360mah 820puffs Ovale Elips E-Cigarette No Oil Spill , Big Smoke
But I occasionally do proofreading for business websites and official correspondence, and tend to notice typos and questionable grammer and syntax ...
So I'm Googling for a source for a replacement battery for an Ovale Elips, and find a Chinese website offering the unit in bulk. I swear I have not edited one word, just copied and pasted some of the more humorous segments describing the product ...
I surely hope that no one takes this seriously, especially the "Locations" list ...
("oil spill" made me scratch my head, but the reference to "smoke bombs" finally made me snort coffee on my keyboard) ...
360mah 820puffs Ovale Elips E-Cigarette No Oil Spill , Big Smoke
Quick Detail:
Model number:2013 E-lips 007
Length: 102 mmWeight for single ovale elips: 22 gThe capacity of ovale elips cartridge: 1.5g
Description:
No harmful tobacco, good for environment
With ergonomic design, we get more visual senses
Using of gas sensing switch control (the product of sensitivity, greater stability)
The adoption of a new intake stealth design (the product of more smooth appearance)
Smoke bombs use interface thread seal (no oil spill)
No tar, no risk of fire, no yellow teeth
Applications:
1. USER
A. Who Smoking a lot of cigarettes
B. Who working in the space where is smoking bans.
C. Who willing to stop smoking.
2. Location
A. Railway station, Theatre, Hospital, Library or the nonsmoking place.
B. Petrol stations, Gas stations, Forest or the non-fire place.
Here's the link to the site, I'm certain there's more amazing descriptions there, sure to bring a smile ...
360mah 820puffs Ovale Elips E-Cigarette No Oil Spill , Big Smoke