I'm so proud of my daughter!!!

[lorikay13]

My darling daughter...one and only child of mine...will be having her 28th birthday in a couple weeks. She is everything I ever wanted to be...tall...bright red hair....strong,smart,funny and independent. She drives a haul truck for Barreck GoldStrike mining company in NV. She is studying to be an electrician and recently earned an AS degree in electronics in one year..while supporting herself. So when I asked her what she wanted for her birthday she replied.......

"Anything to help me get ready for the Zombie Apocalypse. I have a wish list on Amazon....pack saddles for the horses....portable water buckets etc"

She has 2 horses and a 4 wheeler....so I'm thinking she can ride the 4 wheeler and lead both horses....so two sets of pack saddles and one of those nice scabbards for her 30.06 on the 4 wheeler. I also suggested a travois for the horses to pull....any other suggestions?

Oh btw...she's single...drinks Jack straight....and covered with tattoos...Mutt your already attached....anyone else??? I sure would like to find her a decent guy! The only requirment is that you must have survival potential....everything else is negotiable. (or just doesn't matter...race,creed,religion.physical characteristics..doesn't matter...just be functional)

oh I guess I should add...she can shoot AND drive...she drives a stockcar on the weekends...and I am relatively sure she's straight...but at this stage of the game...that might be negotiable as well.

 

[chrisl317]

I'm married, but, if I ever need a replacement she sounds great!

 

[lorikay13]

well I'm fairly confident that come the big ZA.....or for that matter any BIG A....monogamy will rapidly become obsolete.....so hang in there. Wadda think Mutt....am I correct? I mean we are talking survival of the species here....so pretty much all conventional morality will be out the window...what ever it takes to continue the species...it should definatly be interesting!!!
anybody here read any Robert Heinlien????

 

[Mac]

I grok your meaning..

 

[DragonVapor]

Well I am single.... and I do have a weakness for redheads (statistically in females redheads have the highest IQ's)

 

[chrisl317]

Holy, Rising from the Dead, Batman!! Our Beloved Leader is Back!!

Stations are manned, Watches posted, Sir! I stand relieved!

 

[DragonVapor]

Holy, Rising from the Dead, Batman!! Our Beloved Leader is Back!!

Stations are manned, Watches posted, Sir! I stand relieved!

Well now you know... if I disappear for awhile... just bribe me with a redhead

 

[DragonVapor]

And knowing is half the battle!.... the other half is, of course, violence...

 

[lorikay13]

Well I am single.... and I do have a weakness for redheads (statistically in females redheads have the highest IQ's)

hhmmmm.....a proxy relationship with the clan leader is probably the best a woman my age can hope for come a catastrophic collapse of civilization....and if I was just a little more ruthless I'ld give you her MySpace address....but since things seem to be holding together fairly well at the moment....forgive me but I just have to ask....what's wrong with you ?

crazy "cook the bunny" ex-wife?
paying child support on a passle of younguns' ?

I mean given the level of your education your no kid....and your devestatingly handsome....I mean jeez....you look just like that Star Ship's First Mate....oh.....wait.....that is really you in the picture isn't it?

 

[DragonVapor]

Divorced with 1 child....she's 6 and brilliant and likely the most well behaved child you've ever met... and her favorite game is plants vs zombies... as for whats wrong with me? lol well the high IQ doesn't help anything... but mostly its just living in San Antonio that has forced me to remain single... I'm too picky for my own good and stuck living in an industrial city that was the most obese city in the nation until they adjusted the definition of obese for BMI rather then height/weight now we are just a very overweight city...

I don't know... I'm sure I have a defect but I honestly couldn't tell you what it is... So far to me it just seems like bad like and lack of interesting people

 

[BradSmith]

Puppet Master the book not the movie is an all time favorite.

She sounds the just the right lady for my buddy Jeff. He is loaded, has an arsonal and a half, ownes a ton of property that is way out in the middle of no-where with a cabin that he keeps stocked just in case. It runs off of solar and hydro from the creek next to it. He is single, never married, no kids but the ladies do seem to like him. He says he won't settle down until he finds a woman who he doesn't have to support. (rich people can be funny that way). He is retiring this year at age 42. But he could pass for 30 dispite the fact that he drinks like a fish, he doesn't smoke tobacco. He is a musical genius. On the down side he is a bit eccentric and he might be too short, he is only about 5' 9" or 5' 10" tops.

He's an athiest so no bible thumping.

 

[DragonVapor]

Puppet Master the book not the movie is an all time favorite.

She sounds the just the right lady for my buddy Jeff. He is loaded, has an arsonal and a half, ownes a ton of property that is way out in the middle of no-where with a cabin that he keeps stocked just in case. It runs off of solar and hydro from the creek next to it. He is single, never married, no kids but the ladies do seem to like him. He says he won't settle down until he finds a woman who he doesn't have to support. (rich people can be funny that way). He is retiring this year at age 42. But he could pass for 30 dispite the fact that he drinks like a fish, he doesn't smoke tobacco. He is a musical genius. On the down side he is a bit eccentric and he might be too short, he is only about 5' 9" or 5' 10" tops.

He's an athiest so no bible thumping.

He has less of a serial killer vibe than you do right? lol

 

[BradSmith]

He has less of a serial killer vibe than you do right? lol

Close call, so it's hard to say. He does get his hair cut and wears deoderant, it seems like he showers once in a while he even brushes his teeth, I saw him do that once when we were camping even. (who brushes their teeth when they are camping with the guys? Heck when I'm camping I don't even change my socks).

But remember, serial killers try to blend in.

Hmm, now would being a serial killer be a good thing or a bad thing when it comes to offing zombies?

 

[DragonVapor]

Close call, so it's hard to say. He does get his hair cut and wears deoderant, it seems like he showers once in a while he even brushes his teeth, I saw him do that once when we were camping even. (who brushes their teeth when they are camping with the guys? Heck when I'm camping I don't even change my socks).

But remember, serial killers try to blend in.

Hmm, now would being a serial killer be a good thing or a bad thing when it comes to offing zombies?

Being a serial killer isn't a good or bad thing, its the who, why, how that matters. Batman (originally) Criminals, to stop crime, beat them to death throw them off buildings= Good serial killer.
Dahmer= random men, why? I'm not going to get into his psyche profile, How? Brutally= Bad.
Dexter Morgan Other serial killers, because he likes to kill but he has a "code", Violently= Neutral

All a matter of context

 

[whynotvap]

Being a serial killer would be a liability. They tend towards the meticulous and don't react well to random factors outside of their control. Things outside the 'perfect conditions' to satisfy whatever constitutes their need act like cold water and break the ritual. So in short, a serial killer would have to be a very specialized brand withing the brand to be able to function as a zombie killer.

Sorry, humanities self destructive nature and the various ways it manifests is a hobby Serial killers are a direct result of industrialization. Within a small village it's virtually impossible to get away with killing without SOMEONE noticing and removing the threat to the rest of the village. Large city= lots of strangers= greater chance of not being detected.

 

[chrisl317]

Well now you know... if I disappear for awhile... just bribe me with a redhead

No character changing! You are not Gibbs!

 

[DragonVapor]

No character changing! You are not Gibbs!

Don't make me slap you DiNozzo

 

[chrisl317]

YouTube - NCIS - 'Hit The Head' Montage

 

[lorikay13]

Correct....being a serial killer is a huge liability for all the reasons already stated. What you want is a mass murderer. Completely different profile....the trick is knowing what their trigger is.

 

[chrisl317]

Correct....being a serial killer is a huge liability for all the reasons already stated. What you want is a mass murderer. Completely different profile....the trick is knowing what their trigger is.

But no cannibals! They kill then need an hour lunch break!

A horse, of course!