Improved liquid request

[Spider]

I think I'd find it a bit weird to smoke Kahlua/Tia Maria myself.

 

[TheEmperorOfIceCream]

The Ultimate e-cig:

1st puff: toothpaste
2nd puff: Tea
3rd puff: Bacon, eggs and toast
4th puff: OJ
5th puff: ...
6th puff: Chicken Salad Sandwich
7th puff: Tea
8th puff: ...
9th puff: ...
10th puff: Lager
11th puff: Roast beef, Yorkshire pud, roast spuds, peas, gravy (complex formula required there!)
12th puff: ...
13th puff: Lager
14th puff: ...
15th puff: Lager
16th puff: ...
17th puff: Cheese & Onion crisps
18th puff: ...
19th puff: Lager
20th puff: ...
21st puff: Peanuts
22nd puff: Lager
23rd puff: Doner Kebab
24th puff: Cocoa
25th puff: Alka-Seltzer

Pull your finger out, Ludo! (Happy Birthday, BTW)

 

[Mr.Darcy]

i reckon the first puff should be panadol...

 

[TheEmperorOfIceCream]

Not these days! My hangovers are rubbish since I stopped doing a pack of fags down the pub..