The husband once loaded my plate up with horseradish and told me it was coleslaw at a picnic. I almost immediately brought him a cup of coffee with
salt and sugar in it. That was around our dating time that he began to realize he was dealing with a worthy adversary. LOL. I was actually SUPRISED he accepted the coffee, it was like he didn't think at all that revenge was nigh or ANYTHING.
I also got hit on the head that day by a soccer ball. I was just sitting there and didn't see it happen. It's not the first tine it's happened either. IDK what it is with soccer balls.
The husband also once told me that I was like, "A Christmas present, wrapped in brown paper, that when you opened it, there was the most beautiful gift inside."
Which is just such an excellent complement for a woman. I was momentarily stunned, but managed to state, "So you're telling me I'm super plain and ugly but my personality is okay?"
LOL then the backtracking began..... There are still moments that like, I bring up that one. LOL. I was especially disgusted because like I was 10 years younger, fairly attractive, and also brown paper wrapping is like the ugly younger sibling to NEWSPAPER. Heh. I continues to insist that he meant my inner beauty and I continue to insist, "Why did you not say THAT then."
Anna