Well, I picked good time to travel. Had to pack up my family and head to Boise for a few weeks. Wait.... I meant my fake family!
But this has been fun! In the last several days on the forum I have been accused as passing myself off as a "Medical Student", had my wife insulted and now I am a peddler of fake 510s!!
Well, I should just come clean...
I am actually a supermodel, when not working the runway I like to hatch elaborate schemes to sell fake Chinese electronic cigarettes because the real Chinese electronic cigarettes personally offend me and I find it easier to manufacturer knock-offs, personally, by hand (when not modeling).
I am not a medical student (I was planning on lying about just being a doctor but it seemed less cool, being a med student is way better and everyone treats you with soo much more respect).
I just like to tell people that because I am so incredibly attractive (did I mention I mainly model underwear) that it is hard to make friends. In fact some people say that to look at me is like looking into the sun, during an eclipse while being poked in the eye. In fact the reaon ECF was having problems and crashing was that I out my own picture up as my Avator and my sheer sex appeal and animal magnitism crashed the server. The medical student thing was just to so I could seem less super awesome.
When not selling fake electronic cigarettes I am also a Navy Seal (part time) and an Astronaut (freelance).
Additionally Innovapor is actually a front for an elaborate (and kind of evil) plan to bring the entire e-cig community down by selling products at a discount. So far it is not working, but I know it will!
While I am coming clean:
Millie is actually a Scottish orphan I keep locked in a basement returning customer emails. I have a separate web site dedicated to a "Millie Hunt" and who ever finds the basement can have her.
My partner Mark is just a 3Gs Iphone that has become self aware.
I'll be posting more on my evil plans later after I catch up on the several hundred posts I have missed.
Cheers,
Noah