It Was So Bad !

[Tish Talons]

I recently bought a small bottle of condensed milk (flavorart) thinking it would be a good addition to bakery or candy type vapes. When I opened the bottle... I'm not sure I can even describe the smell. For those of you who don't know what condensed milk is, its a very thick and very sweet and strong milk product used in a lot of baking and I love the real thing. But the flavoring was gag inducing. The smell was stuck in my nose for about three days and I, very unfortunately, thought that it must taste different than it smells, so I mixed it into a coffee recipe to test it. Word to the wise: if it smells awful, DO NOT vape it before steeping! Pretty sure I should have filmed my "crab juice face" for you guys.

 

[boomerdude]

Someone should make a video of different "crab faces" at Vapefest. Maybe bring a bottle of "Minty Sushi" for them to sample. Just payin' it forward, you know.

 

[Thomasis]

TFA Rootbeer
TFA Type M

I can't stand the smell of either. I had to throw both flavors out the day I received them. Poor mailman had to smell that all day!!!
I'm suprised he doesn't just drive my mailbox with as much vape mail Iv'e had the last two months.

 

[bigbells]

Someone should make a video of different "crab faces" at Vapefest. Maybe bring a bottle of "Minty Sushi" for them to sample. Just payin' it forward, you know.

Sounds decent. Can I get wasabi and sliced ginger root with that?

 

[boomerdude]

Maybe a little Kimchi on the side?

Hey, congrats on quitting the analogs. I smoked for 50 yrs. Quit the first time I picked up an e-cig.

Sounds decent. Can I get wasabi and sliced ginger root with that?

 

[hammerfly]

What is this Vapefest you speak of? Forgive me, I'm new to all of this vaping. Well, realatively new.

 

[boomerdude]

One of several e-cig conventions held annually.

What is this Vapefest you speak of? Forgive me, I'm new to all of this vaping. Well, realatively new.

 

[hammerfly]

I guess I've got some more reading and research to do now. Just when I thought it was safe to come swim with the big boys. SMH

 

[boomerdude]

Aww... stay here in the deep end of the pool, just don't trip on all those newbie bodies floating on the bottom.

 

[Levitas]

TFA Ripe Banana - a subtle banana laffy taffy flavoring with promising notes of kitchen floor cleaner.

I gave it a month to steep - Mmm, the kitchen cleaner seems to of morphed into bathroom cleaner

If you need the feeling like you just spent all morning dousing the floors with cleaner, look no further. Now you can enjoy it in your lungs!

 

[boomerdude]

Great! I just got some today in my WL order. Guess I'll mix it with some Lestoil.

Gee, I wonder how long I should let it steep?

 

[Shilo]

TFA Ripe Banana - a subtle banana laffy taffy flavoring with promising notes of kitchen floor cleaner.

I gave it a month to steep - Mmm, the kitchen cleaner seems to of morphed into bathroom cleaner

If you need the feeling like you just spent all morning dousing the floors with cleaner, look no further. Now you can enjoy it in your lungs!

lmao....I had a lemon flavor that I swore was rebottled lemon pledge...

 

[mourningshadow]

Maybe a little Kimchi on the side?

Hey, congrats on quitting the analogs. I smoked for 50 yrs. Quit the first time I picked up an e-cig.

Dammit now I need to make some Kimchi

 

[bigbells]

Dammit now I need to make some Kimchi

That's nothing. I had to Google it!

 

[Gloria]

....Word to the wise: if it smells awful, DO NOT vape it before steeping! Pretty sure I should have filmed my "crab juice face" for you guys.

Did it look anything like this?

Thanks for this thread Shilo!!! Some really hilarious responses!

A kind soul was generous enough to gift to me some TFA Bacon flavor. The smell is so PUNGENT and smoky that it's truly gag worthy. I haven't had the nerve to mix it up yet...let alone taste it. Thankfully it's in a glass bottle, so the smell is contained.

 

[echofinder]

Mmmmmm I love honeywood tobacco.

Cognac tobacco - smells & tastes like the recycling bin the day after a frat party.

Reggae Nights - Gin? Pine sol? Not even tryna mess with this

TFA English Toffee - stale vomit. I want to like it, I do: tried soooo many recipes from here. No.

TFA papaya - fresh vomit. It does taste like papaya, I just forgot that I hate papayas.

 

[hammerfly]

I have learned so much on this board about DIY. I've learned that I can make decent juice and have actually turned out some really primo stuff that friends are always asking for. Shoot, I made a juice for my son stuck in Uvalde, TX and somehow, he says it tastes like King Cake. I'm trying to do that one again. Anyway, to the point of this post, I never thought I'd be looking at threads to see what NOT to mix. Some of these actually so bad I need to mix one up for the son to pass around in the oilfield. You'd have to know our sense of humor out there.

 

[Aurora-Oblivion]

Sounds like you need some crab juice for your oilfield buddies hammerfly!

 

[boomerdude]

To make proper Kimchi you need to let it steep a good 6 months. Put it in an earthenware jug and bury it in the backyard. You could always throw your mint sushi mixes in with it for that 6 month steep flavor. Best seal the bottles really good to avoid Kimchi infiltration.

Dammit now I need to make some Kimchi

 

[hammerfly]

I'm going to order some flavorings just for my buddies. I have one in particular that I want to get. He was in the Marine Corp and I was Navy so there is a lot of good-natured teasing. Oh, and add in my son that was also in the Corp and the two of them always teaming up when the three of us were together. I'm going to make a batch just for them. Oh, and I'm the one that got them off of the analogues and on the vaping. I need to see what flavors to buy and add together to make a good catfish bait juice. Can't make myself call it crab juice, I'm from Louisiana and we love eating crabs and crawfish.