JOKES about our Economy?

[crashtestjeep]

Put 'em here!

Ill start.....

-Our economy is SO bad, I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail today!

-Our economy is SO bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words....

If you got jokes, Id love to read them here!

 

[BradSmith]

NATURAL RATE OF UNEMPLOYMENT: Newlan's Truism: An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

 

[BradSmith]

Q: What's the difference between an economist and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer's?

A: The economist is the one with the calculator.

 

[BradSmith]

Q: Why did God create economists?

A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

 

[crashtestjeep]

Thanks for the laughs Brad! Keep 'em coming!

 

[BradSmith]

I went to buy a toaster and it came with a bank.

 

[crashtestjeep]

Theres always the old ones like "Im so broke I cant afford to pay attention"....lol

I really thought more would have economy jokes! I suppose were the only two here that find the humour in todays tradgic economy....humour in "we will cry if we dont laugh", not its "haha" funny were in such tough times financially these days....

 

[quasimod]

Our economy is SO bad, that Cajuns are rafting to Cuba!

 

[THE]

Knock Knock?
Who's There?
The United States Government.

 

[DemonCowboy]

well not really much to joke about...

we have president obama sinlaudin, leader of the mediplan

 

[kgeiger002]

Q: Why did God create economists?

A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

That's a good one! Filed in memory

 

[5cardstud]

A bird in the hand is only worth one in the bush now.
I user to be so broke I couldn't pay attention but now i have financial Alzheimers.
Can't afford to give my 2 cents anymore either.
I'm financially embarrassed.
The new one dollar bill has a side by side picture of Mr. Hu Jintao and George Washington on it.

 

[kgeiger002]

Q. Why was all of Congress staring at the frozen orange juice can?
A. It said “concentrate”.

 

[DemonCowboy]

if con is the opposite of pro

does that mean congress is the opposite of progress?

 

[BradSmith]

The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

 

[BradSmith]

The economy's so bad, BP laid off 25 Congressmen.

 

[BradSmith]

The economy is so bad, people are standing behind George Bush wherever he goes hoping for free shoes.

 

[BradSmith]

The economy is so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies.

 

[BradSmith]

The economy is so bad the best pick up line in Michigan is, Hi, I'm Joe and I'm on disability.

 

[angelique510]

This is not specifically an economy joke. But it is too funny and I have to share it.

Obama died and got to the gate of Heaven. As he entered, Geo. Washington came up and slapped him across the face. "Look what you've done with the country I founded." Thomas Jefferson stood in the long line and punched him in the stomach. "You trampled on the constitution I and others worked so hard to compose." Patrick Henry followed and kneed him in the groin. "I said 'Give me liberty or give me death.' You left a country not worth dying for." Obama turned to the angel beside him and said, "When you talked to me you didn't tell me about this." The angel replied, "I certainly did! I told you that when you got here 72 VIRGINIANS would be waiting for you with something special. You need to learn to LISTEN when people talk

~A