Jokes

[TexasT]

Croman, that was a GOOD one!

I'm still laughing!

 

[salemgold]

This isn't really a joke but I thought it was pretty darn funny!

My husband asked me What do these people (vapers) do when they drink, it would be a hassle to drip while drinking? I explained that they probably (we have not been out to do any serious drinking since we started vaping) just take extra full cartos with them to make sure that they don't have to drip or refill. He said well damn, I guess that you would end up coming home with others peoples batteries the way that you used to have their lighters. One pocket full of change, the other full of batteries! Yes, I was a lighter thief when I smoked. Nobody trusted me around their lighters!

 

[TexasT]

Hey salem, if you would keep on taking the lighters and leave them with a (disposable?) battery and carto full of Wyatt Earp, maybe you'd be bringing in a lot more vaping converts.

LOL, But I think I'll get some labels with my name on them for my batteries, just in case ...

 

[trichman]

That reminds me of when I first started vaping and hadn't put my lighters away yet. I tried to light my ecig.

 

[salemgold]

That reminds me of when I first started vaping and hadn't put my lighters away yet. I tried to light my ecig.

OMG! You sound like my mom! She is a real character. I don't even have time to list all of the crazy things that she tried to do with her ecigs. I guess after 60 years of smoking the habit parts die hard!

 

[salemgold]

Hey salem, if you would keep on taking the lighters and leave them with a (disposable?) battery and carto full of Wyatt Earp, maybe you'd be bringing in a lot more vaping converts.

LOL, But I think I'll get some labels with my name on them for my batteries, just in case ...

Could be a very good idea!

 

[Latakia]

That reminds me of when I first started vaping and hadn't put my lighters away yet. I tried to light my ecig.

Nice to know I'm not the only one who's done that!

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Croman - That's really funny!

 

[PKZap27]

 

[vaporgalinfla]

This is hysterical!

 

[chimney55]

Hysterical!!!

 

[chimney55]

Okay, folks, I'm trying to win a contest. The person who has the most 'likes' for their joke wins. Please visit and like this one.

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...t-volt-smokelessimage-com-18.html#post3140466

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Chimney - That joke is really funny!

 

[div]

STOP, STOP..... I swear I'm laughing so hard, my belly hurts. I'm trying to tell them to my hubby and can't finish because I'm laughing and crying at the same time. These are good...are there more?

 

[Eddie.Willers]

True story. A guy here in California received a traffic citation in the mail along with a picture of him running a red light. The fellow sent the judge a picture of himself, standing in front of his car, holding a check for the fine, Needless to say, a warrant was issued and he had to face the judge in person.

Didn't that story go:
Cops fax a photo of a guy running red light.
Then they fax him the ticket.
He faxes a check as 'payment'.
The cops fax a picture of handcuffs.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

STOP, STOP..... I swear I'm laughing so hard, my belly hurts. I'm trying to tell them to my hubby and can't finish because I'm laughing and crying at the same time. These are good...are there more?

Div - I do the same thing! Also, when TT used to post a lot, I would laugh and cry at the same time when trying to respond to his posts. Hubby would ask me what was going, and I couldn't stop laughing and crying to tell him!