#4. Did I tell you guys that I died, yeap, died. Went straight to hell when I did. It's just like everyone thinks..almost. Lots of fire, pools of lava, little guys running around with pitchforks, pointy tails, the whole thing.....all except the door. As I got close to the door, this imp showed up and told me to follow him, he lead me thru the door and into a hall way. As we were walking he explained to me that satan was very busy and would be with me momentarily. As we walked we past a door that had SATAN on it, I was told that's the devils office. We walked a little farther and came to the "Waiting Room". I was ushered in, told to have a seat and wait.
As I looked around, I saw clocks on the walls. I saw mine....it was stopped. I also saw Fisher Pals and MaxPerilous' clocks. They were running backwards slowly.
All of a sudden there was a flash of light...and there stood the DEVIL! 8 foot tall, bright red, long spiked tail, horns, eyes of flames..he looked at me and said...."howdy Big Mac, how ya doing buddy, did ya get the tour, can I get ya anything, any questions so far?"
I thought for a second, and said "I saw the clocks on the walls here and mine has stopped, how come?" He said "We'll, you're dead." "Ahhhhhh,". I said "why are the others moving backwards slowly?" The devil said "cause they are losing a little bit of their lives each time they .........e." "Oh i see, but where's Titanium's clock?" He looked me in the eye and said, " it's in my office, use it as a fan."