Kids say the darndest things thread....
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My oldest daughter had a "boyfriend" when she was little...(Kindergarten little!)
she came home one day and announced that they were now "just friends"; apparently he had told her he didn't think he would ever get married because he wanted to live with his mom forever...
she said "I just can't love a boy that can't commit..."
she came home one day and announced that they were now "just friends"; apparently he had told her he didn't think he would ever get married because he wanted to live with his mom forever...
she said "I just can't love a boy that can't commit..."
My 3 and 5 year olds were pretending to potty train their dolls this afternoon. "Hooray!" the older one shouts, "Hooray for Qdoba!" (we ate lunch at Qdoba today, must have made an impression.) I lost it in the bathroom, laughing for five minutes. "What mom?!" she shouts. I manage to get out between chuckles, "Did you name your baby Qdoba?" and she says "Yes," totally nonchalantly, not knowing at all why that might be funny
Well my teen girls taught my 3 yr old that Jolly Ranchers candy are called gay cowboys. Get it? Ya. They think it is funny to teach her crap I have to fix.
So, I am out at Publix with the 3 yr old and she yells in the candy isle " I love gay cowboys!" Great , just great.
So, I am out at Publix with the 3 yr old and she yells in the candy isle " I love gay cowboys!" Great , just great.
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oh man *wiping tears from eyes* well who doesn't love gay cowboys?
Ok my daughter and I were snacking on some blueberries today when I noticed she was walking funny. Turns out she put blueberries in her pants because she is a mommy dinosaur and they are her eggs! Never spat out blueberries so fast in my life......
I also found real eggs she kyped from the fridge in a blanket nest in her room. Thank god I found them in time.
One of my fav's...was when my daughter was five or so
She had figured out it takes a daddy...and that the daddy some how gets the baby in the mommy....but she wants to know How exactly
She's asking, and I'm dancing...talking about "playing special adult games"
She puts her hands on her hips, and says..
"I know they put the baby in through the mouth, but how do the moms swallow that!"
She had figured out it takes a daddy...and that the daddy some how gets the baby in the mommy....but she wants to know How exactly
She's asking, and I'm dancing...talking about "playing special adult games"
She puts her hands on her hips, and says..
"I know they put the baby in through the mouth, but how do the moms swallow that!"
I was showing my son a picture of when I was 9 month pregnant with him. "There you are in my tummy!" says I. He looked at me with sheer horror and says "YOU ATE ME?!?!". Oh I had some explaining to do lest he live in fear of his mom. I was so huge though it totally looked like had swallowed a baby.
While I was pregnant with his sister, my son never asked any questions - he was 4. Once he entered kindergarten - he waited until I was in the busiest intersection in Columbus, OH, making a left no less and asked me how my daughter "got in there". I told him I'd love to answer his question but it would need to wait until a little later as he deserved more attention than I could give him while driving. DH decided it was his job to tell him (and only the questions as asked since he was not quite 6) - so he sent me off to the store to buy bread and milk. As I entered the house I heard my son say to his father "Oh, Dad, mom is NOT going to like THAT!"
Payton has had MANY loves..her first and foremost is her Godfather. He's notoriously 'commitment shy' but, they ARE engaged to be married. (She gave him a pop can ring when she was 2). She was chirping away about their wedding when Brian said, "I don't think HE'S going to get married honey.."
Completely deadpan and DEAD serious, my TWO year old says, "Oh. He'll marry ME..if he knows what's good for him..."
Completely deadpan and DEAD serious, my TWO year old says, "Oh. He'll marry ME..if he knows what's good for him..."
Oh, not to fear MK, she's going down the list by age...Shawn will be just fine!! 
My almost 17 yr old daughter and I were watching tv the other night and the Crest commercial came on. The chart showing what it's supposed to do was on the screen and she asked me what..............
tar tar meant!
After LMAO I told her it was pronounced tartar not tar tar! She didn't think it was funny but I sure did!
tar tar meant!
After LMAO I told her it was pronounced tartar not tar tar! She didn't think it was funny but I sure did!
Thank God for Mothers...she reminded me of one of Payton's best!!
We went up to a friends cottage when she was around 2. They had a little baby boy. So, there's Payton, chatting the little guys mother up while she's changing his diaper. RIGHT in the middle of her sentence, Payton breaks off, takes a look at his boy parts and YELLS, "Oh my GOD!! Is he going to be ALRIGHT??"
We went up to a friends cottage when she was around 2. They had a little baby boy. So, there's Payton, chatting the little guys mother up while she's changing his diaper. RIGHT in the middle of her sentence, Payton breaks off, takes a look at his boy parts and YELLS, "Oh my GOD!! Is he going to be ALRIGHT??"
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