My daughter is slightly (understatement) clumsy. She ran face first into a chair at school and came home with the beginnings of a shiner. I told her she might have a black eye she burst into tears and said "But MOM! I want them to stay blue!"
My daughter is slightly (understatement) clumsy. She ran face first into a chair at school and came home with the beginnings of a shiner. I told her she might have a black eye she burst into tears and said "But MOM! I want them to stay blue!"
Here is another one.. on a trip out to the park there was a few pigeons. so I asked my 4 yr old nephew what kind of birds are those.. he took a few seconds to answer... they are evil birds.. when i asked why he says they have red eyes they are evil..
Lol pigeons ARE evil!
My husband took our 3 year old daughter fishing a few weekends ago and they got divebombed by some geese. She threw her pole, screamed, and took off running lol he said he caught her by a leg
My daughter was bitten by a squirrel once......she and her friend where hand feeding it cheese puffs, when they ran out of snacks they tried giving it a leaf and well..it took the cheese covered finger instead.
When we took her to the Doc, She asked if the squirrel was looked funny at all(worried about rabies)
My daughter said....Yes, it was fat.
Lol Rose.. poor baby My aunt used to have a squirrel that hung around and they'd always feed it. One time she was in a hurry going somewhere and realized she didn't have anything for it but a mint.. yeah. Squirrel didn't like the mint lol
Today my 7 year old came home from school and pulled out his change bad. I asked him where the change was it was playday at school and he said he needed 2 dollars for the drink stand but I gave him a 5. He said well mommy I gave the lady my dollar and she gave me dollars back. (we use a debit card 100 percent of the time and he never deals with money although he can count coins now) He said so I went back and she gave me more dollars back and kept giving me money. He said I was trying to get them to give me 4 like they did the first time but the last time I went up there they did not give me any dollars back. They just took all the dollars out of my bag. I guess the free dollars ended. But at least it lead to a good less on buying stuff.
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