Ladies ! I Just Pulled A Dumb Stunt!

[Sundrinkr]

OK -- These are so funny I have to tell a few of my own.
Me: this past Oct. outside of Publix.
I see this old guy walking up to the door with two little kids dressed in Halloween gear. Grandaddy/daddy? has on a mask too. Being nice, I comment, "nice mask"!
He looks at me coldly and replies, "I'm not wearing a mask."
Needless to say I fled to the car, vowing never to do THAT again!

 

[Sundrinkr]

One more.... my mama did this when I was a young teenager. My mother was forever getting things wrong and how more wrong could this have gone?
We had gone to the local shopping center and upon returning to the car found it would not start. Looking around the parking lot she finally spied a young man (probably in his 30's) walking down our aisle. "Excuse me sir, she said, Could you come j--- me off?" BWAHAHAHAHA! I was old enough to know what THAT meant and I slid down in the seat.
He replied, "Whaaaat?????" and darned if she didn't repeat herself, never realizing she meant to say "jump me off" until we drove away.
My mama, god love her. She was the most entertaining woman I ever knew.

 

[Fudgey]

How many shades of red did you turn on both occasions?

 

[Sundrinkr]

I just edited the last post lol. As a teen I wanted to just DIE right there in my seat! As an adult, I just wanted to DIE right there in the entrance!

 

[rave]

Oh my - Those were both EXCELLENT Sundrinkr!!

 

[CES]

that's a nice mask ?!

oh nooooooooo!!

:snicker:

 

[EmmaJo]

Hehehehe Sundrinker. Those are funny.