A man comes home exhausted from a long day at work and flops down on the couch in front of the tv, and says to his wife, "get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, the man says to his wife, "get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but gets him another beer and slams it down in front of him. A few minutes later, after finishing the second beer, the man says to his wife, "quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!" The wife is furious. She yells at him, " is that all you are going to do tonight, Drink beer and sit in front of the tv? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob....and furthermore..." The man sighs and says, " it's started......"
Number 65
Number 65
