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[Sugar_and_Spice]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort

 

[salemgold]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort to gain control

 

[cozzicon]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort to gain control of Switzeland's Cheese World of Baraboo Wisconsin.

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

Penalty flag. Personal Foul, cozzicon, excessive word count (three words max). 10 yards, loss of contribution

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort to gain control of FreedomSmokesUSA's empire

 

[TexasT]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort to gain control of FreedomSmokesUSA's empire. She told him

 

[salemgold]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort to gain control of FreedomSmokesUSA's empire. She told him that she would

 

[ab357]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort to gain control of FreedomSmokesUSA's empire. She told him that she would stop brutalizing him

 

[Sugar_and_Spice]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort to gain control of FreedomSmokesUSA's empire. She told him that she would stop brutalizing him when hell froze

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort to gain control of FreedomSmokesUSA's empire. She told him that she would stop brutalizing him when hell froze his big red

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

Well. That's a curious place for it to end.

 

[TexasT]

It ended? Did his fire extinguisher freeze over?

Nuts. Now I'll never know ...

 

[Sugar_and_Spice]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort to gain control of FreedomSmokesUSA's empire. She told him that she would stop brutalizing him when hell froze his big red fire extinguisher. He

 

[TexasT]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort to gain control of FreedomSmokesUSA's empire. She told him that she would stop brutalizing him when hell froze his big red fire extinguisher. He said "I must

 

[Sugar_and_Spice]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort to gain control of FreedomSmokesUSA's empire. She told him that she would stop brutalizing him when hell froze his big red fire extinguisher. He said "I must insist that you

 

[Free2BMe]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort to gain control of FreedomSmokesUSA's empire. She told him that she would stop brutalizing him when hell froze his big red buzzin' Buzz off.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort to gain control of FreedomSmokesUSA's empire. She told him that she would stop brutalizing him when hell froze his big red fire extinguisher. He said "I must insist that you give that to

 

[Sugar_and_Spice]

Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly started sweet-talking him in an effort to gain control of FreedomSmokesUSA's empire. She told him that she would stop brutalizing him when hell froze his big red fire extinguisher. He said "I must insist that you give that to David,the bartender.

 

[debb]

is this over...or keep going?

 

[Sugar_and_Spice]

I haven't heard anyone say its over. I think the prior post were stumped that no one was continuing it for a little while.
It's got to have a ending. Right?