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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe.
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was defintely
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang.
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's
 

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Three FSUSA Junkies walked into a bar and people were wondering what the fog was that smelled like tobacco and caramel. Someone hollered loudly to AB, "What's rye for?" "It's called RY4, said AB to everyone within shouting distance.

The next thing to be shouted, "don't ask me" said AB as he shrugged his shoulders and held his hand up showing his Buzz Lightyear toy gun. "GUN" someone shouted jumping over the woman standing by the bar stool.

Fortunately, Barney Fife was vaping hopscotch which fogged up the bathroom and someone yelled "FIRE." Then TexasT and AB saved the day by whipping out (well we won't - yeah, we will) their big red fire extinguisher. It was the biggest thing that anyone had ever seen before. "What the hell is the crowd staring at?" screamed TexasT and AB!

Well the crowd turned into zombies, started walking towards David the Bartender looking towards the jugular vein. They were thirsty for all my e-juice Said David with a big smile. I grabbed my mods and ran toward the Men's Room with the big one in one hand and began to realize that I hadn't checked mail. I was expecting some new juices AND my repaired drip tip and knew I had to get past the door to ravage the mailman. AB also needed some help carrying his new juices back into the adjoining post office/brothel when he spied the best mod he'd ever broken in before getting married to a 550-pound biker babe. She left him standing alone like the coward he is when she danced seductively with three clowns wearing bikinis.

But that did not deter him. He was definitely on a quest to rule the post office/brothel when all of a sudden his phone rang. It was TexasT's wife, who shamelessly
 
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