Once a very tired mailman went to puck up but realized he was all puckered out. So instead, thinking, "what the heck happened to my FSUSA juice?", he opened everyone's fsusa juice packages to find treasures. After throwing away the packaging evidence he dashed towards the Mexican Border so he can avoid detection. While Free2BeMe, SalemGold, Vaporgalinfla. MistressNomad and Pam started an investigation, while the "guys" took a nap. Meanwhile down at the snakepit things got around to the missing juice. There were so many mail delivery empties and stashed priority mail boxes that MistressNomad suspected that the culprit was overdosed on Wyatt Earp and vodka. She quickly took T's biggest cow and proceeded to venture out on onto I-10 towards