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Lounging By The Beach - Part 8

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Glam

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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

* 40-ish..................................49.
* Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
* Athletic................................No breasts.
* Average looking.....................Moooo.
* Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
* Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
* Feminist...............................Fat.
* Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
* Friendship first............ .........Former .....
* New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
* Open-minded.........................Desperate.
* Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
* Professional...........................Witch.
* Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
* Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
* Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

* Yes.....................................No
* No......................................Yes
* Maybe.................................No
* We need...............................I want
* I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk......................You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead........................You better not
* Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
* I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you .....!
* You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

* I am hungry...........................I am hungry
* I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
* I am tired..............................I am tired
* Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
* I love you.......... ..................Let's have sex now
* I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?
* May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
* Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
* I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.
 

jj2

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Another laugh from Glam!
And hi Strider!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

DIL has to have surgery. She's still all dopey. Enough she probably isn't all that worried. Son is climbing the walls!

Guess I got GD for the night. This ought to be interesting. :D She does like her crib though so that is a plus. :D
Keeping fingers crossed that she sleeps for a while though.
 

Meggers

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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

* 40-ish..................................49.
* Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
* Athletic................................No breasts.
* Average looking.....................Moooo.
* Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
* Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
* Feminist...............................Fat.
* Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
* Friendship first............ .........Former .....
* New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
* Open-minded.........................Desperate.
* Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
* Professional...........................Witch.
* Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
* Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
* Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

* Yes.....................................No
* No......................................Yes
* Maybe.................................No
* We need...............................I want
* I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk......................You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead........................You better not
* Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
* I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you .....!
* You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

* I am hungry...........................I am hungry
* I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
* I am tired..............................I am tired
* Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
* I love you.......... ..................Let's have sex now
* I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?
* May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
* Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
* I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.

:blink: Soooooo true! :laugh:
 

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    DIL has to have surgery. She's still all dopey. Enough she probably isn't all that worried. Son is climbing the walls!

    Guess I got GD for the night. This ought to be interesting. :D She does like her crib though so that is a plus. :D
    Keeping fingers crossed that she sleeps for a while though.
    Oh no! I'm sorry to hear that for your DIL & DS ... hope all will turn out well :unsure:
    I don't know anything about that kind of surgery.

    Hi there Meggers :wub:

    How are you this fine afternoon? :?:





    Tink? Did I see you sneakin' around? :confused:

    Edit: ... yep! :lol:
     

    Meggers

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    :blink: Hi Dale! :wub:...
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    Glam

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    No....outside on my sand cherry bush, and my willow, and my crab apple, and my plum trees. I thought the bastages were gone....I been smashing them between my flip flops and spraying the bushes with garlic powder mixed with water, but there are too many. Will ask hubs to spray Sevin when he gets home. They should have been gone by now....seems the rain brought them back to life! :ohmy::mad::glare::(8-o:cry::grr::grr::grr:
     
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