Easy? Haha! I'll confuse you by using the English langage: irony, withering sarcasm, bathos. Continue the confusion telling jokes that you can't begin to understand. This alone will make you cry and fall to the ground whimpering. To increase your sense of isolation and friendlessness I'll burn your porno mags. Friendless and alone you'll wander through an outer darkness being pelted with used teabags and custard creams.![]()
That's just evil, Pipeman - the torture of tortures! Why don't you just cut out his heart, already!