Met you at jury duty

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cactusgirl

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The OP reminds me of a Mickey Spillane novel:

"I was on duty. Jury duty. Sitting in the second row of a non-smoking gallery listening to a second-rate defendant talk about his involvement with a first-class stiff. The judge was bored. He lifted his gavel and declared a recess.

"Then, I saw her. Juror Number Six. Tall, slim, legs up-to-there in her WalMart Faded Glorys and her feet in pink Payless pumps. Her cotton candy lips were puckered around a slim, black tube, vapor sliding and up through her pixie-cut blonde hair. Smoking? No. I could smell nothing but her Suave shampoo and her liberal application of Jean Nate' body splash ..."

Yeah. Spillane would have liked vaping.

OMG, I'm busting a gut reading this thread....that was PRICELESS!
 
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