Metaphors, Similes and Analogys:

[kookycole]

Analogy: Trying to save money by buying an electronic cigarette kit with only one battery is like buying one shoe from the bargain bin and hopping around on one foot.

kudos-go-to-me

 

[kookycole]

Analogy- Mall kiosk ecig kits are similar to amusement park food....overpriced and low-quality.

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[kookycole]

Analogy: Free ecigarette trial kits are like letters from a Nigerian prince....they start out with lies and inflated promises and end up draining your account.

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[lettucehead]

Analogy -

The feelings that I get when I successfully vape rather than smoke analogs is akin to that I experienced after the birth of my first child -

It's a bit anxiety-provoking and even frightening - How can I go through the stresses of life without the comfort (and shackle) of cigarettes?

But even so much more, it's the wonder of, 'How incredible! What a miracle this is! Why didn't I do this years ago?!'



"Kudos-2 Me"

 

[Mr.Mann]

Simile: Trying to order the much heralded Bounty Hunter is like a contest in and of itself!

 

[lettucehead]

Analogy: Free ecigarette trial kits are like letters from a Nigerian prince....they start out with lies and inflated promises and end up draining your account.

kudos-go-to-me

Haha! I wish I could like this twice!

 

[kookycole]

Analogy- The FDA claims that you shouldn't use electronic cigarettes because they might contain a tiny amount of carcinogens. This is like saying that you should drink cyanide instead of the water from your faucet because the water may contain trace chemicals.

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[kookycole]

Haha! I wish I could like this twice!

Thanks, I think some of yours are really great too

 

[Mr.Mann]

Something tells me you all are not solely motivated by kudos? This is all too good to just be attempts at acquiring something. I never thought I would feel intimidated to post in my own freakin' thread. LOL!!! you all are killing it!

 

[BHam]

Being a big guy, I feel that vaping is like eating. I can never get enough.

 

[-Optics-]

I've had this page open for like 20 min but I am blank! I'm so tired, slept like 4 hours today and can't fall asleep lol... Was going to come up with something else but I've not nothing at the moment..
In the immortal words of Arnold Schwarzenegger.. I'll be back.

 

[Mr.Mann]

Being a big guy, I feel that vaping is like eating. I can never get enough.

Oh, hence the name BHam!?

 

[Mr.Mann]

Simile: Gas station and mall ecigs are like the tourist shops when you go on vacation; it's generally the first thing most people see and buy from, but the overall quality and craftsmanship of the products get better the further you go in!

Anyone can remix or piggyback this is you want; I am having a time with it trying to get it to have that punch. I know the perfect comparison is there, but like I said before...I am starting to get intimidated. LMAO

 

[lettucehead]

Analogy -

Smoking cigarettes is staying in an abusive relationship.

Vaping is the restraining order.

"Kudos-2 Me"

 

[Danousa]

Vaping is to democracy as analogs are to a dictatorship!

Kudos-go 2 Me!

 

[Danousa]

Old version: Kill the bad guy, save the planet, get the girl, ride off into the sunset in a cloud of dust.

New version: Kill the bad guy, save the planet, get the girl, ride off into the sunset in a cloud of vape.

Kudos-go 2 Me

 

[Danousa]

Walking into a smoke filled room vs. a vape filled room is like a Gas warfare attack vs. a garden in spring.

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[-Optics-]

Running out of battery life while out and about is like trying to find a power source during the zombie apocalypse.

Kudos-go 2 me

 

[HawkeyeFLA]

A good 24mg juice (substitute for whatever strength would be considered higher for your vaping needs) in the morning is just as important as the first cup of coffee.

Kudos-go 2 me

 

[kookycole]

No kudos for me, the original idea behind the analogy came from someone else and I just added the words to the pic. I remember reading it about a month ago (although I'm sure the wording was different), and it really clicked with me so I decided to share.