Metaphors, Similes and Analogys:

[lettucehead]

Not the simile, just the thought of being left out, or having a disappointing juice. Now, slowly move the bourbon from your face and pass it over to me, please...tears add a nice salty note

No, no, I think I understood what you meant -
I just meant I was agreeing with you that it's a sad sad feeling...

*Renewed sobbing into my 2nd glass of bourbon*

 

[BHam]

Similie:

vaping is like my gf. I love her one day...and I love her the next.

 

[lettucehead]

Simile (I'm on a simile roll)

Saving money by rolling your own over using regular cigarettes is like using solar energy to power the electric chair.

Saving money by vaping over using regular cigarettes is like opening the prison doors.

Kudos-go 2 me

 

[lettucehead]

Similie:

Vaping is like my gf. I love her one day...and I love her the next.

I like this!

Sweet and simple!

 

[kookycole]

Simile- For a smoker, the e-cigarette is like a financial diet: you can shrink your expenses by up to 70% and the only thing that will get fatter is your piggy bank.

References not only the savings, but the fact that I didn't gain weight quitting with the e-cig, but maybe that's just me.

kudos-go-2-me

 

[kookycole]

Simile- The initial cost of vaping is like buying a reliable car. It may cost a little more in the beginning, but it will save you tons of money in the long run.

kudos-go-to-me

 

[Mr.Mann]

Simile- The initial cost of vaping is like buying a reliable car. It may cost a little more in the beginning, but it will save you tons of money in the long run.

kudos-go-to-me

Good one! Kookycole

 

[Mr.Mann]

Metaphor: Being completely out of juice is the vapers solitary confinement.

p.s. This happened to me once before and it was very lonely...won't happen again, though!!!!

 

[Danousa]

Going from smoking to vaping is like going from a stinky smoke filled room into a garden of new and fresh scents...
Kudos-go 2 me

 

[lettucehead]

Simile -

Saving money by vaping is like using sparkly candles on a birthday cake - it's just something extra special on top of a good thing...

Kudos-go 2 me

 

[lettucehead]

Simile -

Ordering untried juice flavors is like ordering clothes from a catalog - sometimes, even when it seems perfect in the description, it just doesn't fit.

Kudos-go 2 me

 

[lettucehead]

Simile -

Vaping around smokers is like playing a card game with your kids - sometimes your win just isn't worth the resultant whines from the poor losers.

Kudos-go 2 me

(oooh, I'm in sour mood tonight with that one! )

 

[Mr.Mann]

Simile -

Vaping around smokers is like playing a card game with your kids - sometimes your win just isn't worth the resultant whines from the poor losers.

Kudos-go 2 me

(oooh, I'm in sour mood tonight with that one! )

That wasn't a simile, that was a monster dunk on the other inhalers!

 

[Danousa]

The aging of analogs is to e-juice as the aging of fallen leaves is to the aging of fine wines.....

Kudos-go 2 me.

 

[smokingisbad]

I screwed up...please delete this is possible. Thank you

 

[lettucehead]

Simile -

The mind-boggling variety of products available to the beginning vaper is like eating out at a Korean food buffet - you don't know what half of the things are, but they're probably all delicious (each in their own way)!

Kudos-go 2 me.

 

[lettucehead]

Analogy -

The feeling a new vaper gets when looking at pics of Lavatubes and Provaris is similar to the feeling that a car lover gets when looking at pics of Lamborghinis.

Kudos-go 2 me.

 

[Mr.Mann]

What? I have a Lamnoghini?

 

[HawkeyeFLA]

Variable Voltage is like carassing your lover. When you hit the sweet spot, you really know it.

Kudos-go 2 me

(Don't know if anyone has posted anything similar already, if they have let me know and I'll redact mine)

 

[choya]

Similes: having received my first juice shipment yet waiting my first setup kit in the mail is like waiting for the postman to delivery me a lighter for the analog.


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