Military Rank: GENERAL Leaps tall buildings with a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to God. COLONEL Leaps short buildings with ease. Is more powerful than a switch engine. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water if sea is calm. Talks to God. LIEUTENANT COLONEL Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water in indoor swimming pool. Talks with God if special request is approved. MAJOR Barely clears quonset huts. Loses tug of war with locomotive. Can fire a speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by God. CAPTAIN Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by locomotives. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Dog paddles. Talks to animals. FIRST LIEUTENANT Runs into buildings. Recognizes locomotives two out of three times. Is not issued ammunition. Can stay afloat if properly instructed in the use of a Mae West. Talks to the wall. SECOND LIEUTENANT Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings. Says: "Look at the Choo-Choo!" Wets himself with a water pistol. Plays in mud puddles. Mumbles to himself. SERGEANT Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the tracks. Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them. Freezes water with a single glance. Because---He is God!