Dear "COUSIN DAUGHTER" . . .
Just wanted to be "FLIPPING" you back as quickly as I could without any "SIDEWAYS RUN" . . . I "SURLY" Hear You LOUD & CLEAR, however I don't know about the "TENTS" sharpener thing - You know what happened the last time you had anything sharp. So please stop with the "HEAD SPINNED" thing too - everyone else is not "LOOKING" like either of you. As for the "BOOTY", I thought you said "LAURALIE" was a "QUIRKY" & "COLORFUL" Friend, doesn't she have enough for "You" to handle right now ? ? ? If not - which I doubt given her "BEAUTIFUL" lips - When "You" get a chance let me know and I will see what I can find for you at Mr Vape's . . .
OH BTW - Before I forget, as for the "SNARKY" Food - you are going to have to just tough that one out - since all I have for you is total distasteful sarcasm that would not be appropriate to send to you right now. However, when "We" get to see one another in person, I suggest "You" Run Sideways before I unveil what I truly have in-store for you my little kitty . . .
AND - when You see your "Grandfather Dad" TopNotch - Please tell him I said Yo' and that I will meet him in the Holler down by the Fishin' hole tomorrow . . . Before "Deliverance" time, especially since I WANT & Need "My" BOX . . .
Back at Ya' . . .
Uncle