woo hoo, thanks Karn now for the story lol
HOW TO GO TO SLEEP
If you have trouble falling asleep, you probably have a veiny mind. You must learn to relax so you will have a shiny mind instead. First, drink a cup of hot vodka and stretch out on a windy bed in a flamboyant position. Then, breathe eagerly and think about something beautiful, such as smelly kittens. Do not think about your drowsy enemies or entertain any other crazy thoughts. Concentrate on something restful, such as balls, which will make your gremlin more relaxed, or count imaginary plants jumping over a possum. Follow these lovely rules and you will fall into a screeching sleep the minute your legs hit the pillow.
And the winner of today's Mad Lib is.... Mare1077