Ms T's Presents: Jingle Your Bells Here, Poet Contest Free Gifts

[radicalfrog]

What we are going to do is.....Have a contest for the best Jingle Your Bells Poem or Story.

Rules are as follows:
Must be original (in your own words)
Must be Christmas related
Nothing dirty, Keep it Clean! LOL

You may post a type writen version of your poem or story here or do a "Poem/Story Time" video of youself telling us your poem. I like this one I just love real life stories or poems.

We will all vote and there will be 4 winners.

1st place will receive a FREE Joye 510 Starter Kit (you pick your own color)
2nd place will receive FREE 3 bottles of 10ml of your choice of flavor and mg
3rd place will receive FREE 3 bottles of 6ml of your choice of flavor and mg
4th place will receive FREE 3 bottles of 3ml of your choice of flavor and mg

So let's see you Jingle Your Bells! WOOHOOO!!
DEAD LINE: December 20, 2009 just in time to receive your FREE Prize before Christmas

Ms T

 

[Thyestean]

Oh nice!

Good luck to all you creative members out there.

(ain't one of them )

 

[crashtestjeep]

There once was a little girl who tried to smoke...
she coughed, hurled and choked...
then she was taught,
not to cough,
and smoked her way thru life...
then one day,
when an apple a day...
no longer kept her from her DR.
she worried like hell,
fired up her dell,
and searched the net for help.
Along came an idea,
told those nasty cigs Ill see-ya
and vaped her way back to health

Happy Christmukkuh! (Im Jewish but still want in on this XMAS contest please please!!!:)

 

[radicalfrog]

Oh My That Was Good! Yeppers everyone is invited! Thank you and Good Luck

Ms T

 

[halopunker]

I just wrote this on a whim:

*Clears Throat*

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

 

[Thyestean]

lol that's funny crashtestjeep (p.s. I've been meaning to ask... no Wrangler Chuck? )

lol boy that's quite a whim there halopunker

 

[radicalfrog]

WOW this is going to be a hard contest to judge. Oh boy!
That was good!

Ms T

 

[crashtestjeep]

Off Subject * Thyestean-sorry, NO wrangler Chuck for me...it happened to be my dream vehicle til it threw me 50 feet n broke 19 of my precious bones, lol...The screenname is the humor I found in it all

 

[mergryphon]

I just wrote this on a whim:

With props to Robert Frost?

 

[radicalfrog]

Off Subject * Thyestean-sorry, NO wrangler Chuck for me...it happened to be my dream vehicle til it threw me 50 feet n broke 19 of my precious bones, lol...The screenname is the humor I found in it all

Ouch!
Ms T

 

[Thyestean]

Off Subject * Thyestean-sorry, NO wrangler Chuck for me...it happened to be my dream vehicle til it threw me 50 feet n broke 19 of my precious bones, lol...The screenname is the humor I found in it all

Yeah I've read your story on the forum and WOW! lucky on that btw. That's actually why I said it because I figured if you had the sense of humor about the screenname that a wrangler chuck would be a good one. Didn't mean any offense. (I still love my wrangler. if only i'd get around to getting it running again lol )

With props to Robert Frost?

pretty sure that was supposed to be blatantly obvious thus why I made the comment I did about it

 

[crashtestjeep]

Dont worry, minus a few ribs n transverse process, everything healed up just fine....minus the left eyebrow nerve-doesnt move anymore but a small price to pay

Im all gooooood!!!

Thyestean, yeah, NO offense taken at ALL!!! But, dont wanna bring any flashbacks into play, haha..I dont remember anything for the day before to next day after and dont wanna..plus...that Jeep was my BABY! Just put double tubes all around, boosted to 33" super swampers n a nice new hard top less than a week before I dont wanna be reminded that somethin I loved sooooooo much didnt quite love me so much back

 

[mergryphon]

pretty sure that was supposed to be blatantly obvious thus why I made the comment I did about it

Hence the question Not everyone was awake during American Lit.

 

[radicalfrog]

Hence the question Not everyone was awake during American Lit.

Just woke up! had no idea!

Ms T

 

[crashtestjeep]

Me either (blush) ha! i think I slept thru every class but lunch!

 

[Thyestean]

crashtestjeep : Understood. Sorry. and Damn!

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lol I wouldn't recognize that many poems either but that one has always stuck with me.

 

[radicalfrog]

Me either (blush) ha! i think I slept thru every class but lunch!

Every one but Lunch, Art Gym and Chorus

Ms T

 

[beckah54]

WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

I have a list of things
That Santa didn't bring.
They're on my Christmas list
That Santa must have missed.
There's juice and fine e-cigs
And then I'll dance a jig

Around the Christmas tree
When Santa brings to me
Ms T's best new flavor.
I'll take the time to savor
Each puff will taste devine.
Oh when will it be mine?

Please don't make me wait
And Santa don't be late
Cause the cookies have been made
The fireplace has been laid.

To make this scene complete
And all my wishes meet
Please pick me as a winner
I'll vape it with my dinner

And shout to everyone
This contest is great fun!

Did I mention, I love contests!

 

[Thyestean]

lol I failed 9th grade social studies from sleeping through it first period most of the year.

I think I should have passed just for the amount of passion and thought I put into trying to argue the fact that it was the teachers fault I failed because she allowed me to sleep

 

[Thyestean]

lol nice beckah