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[jamesthompson]

My overdue (I promise I'll get this right next week) contribution to bad joke late Thursday night:

Back in high school I was a huge metal fan. In math class, I had an 8/10 girl next to me, she turns me on so much. I always try really hard to impress her, she's so hot. The teacher starts passing back last weeks test, and 8/10 looks at me, smiles, and starts playing with her hair. I can't handle it, I start spinning. The cute girl is completely staring now. I completely break down and stop spinning. She frowns, and I'm trying so hard to keep cool, but I had absolutely no power whatsoever. The teacher turns and plugs me back in, and I start spinning again. I was a metal fan in high school.

 

[Reddhott]

 

[Reddhott]

 

[jamesthompson]

I hope everyone is having an excellent Friday and Veterans Day! Mt Baker Vapor would like to thank all Veterans past and present who have served our country. You are the backbone of this great nation. As a gesture of thanks, today only we are offering 20% off USA Blend tobacco.

 

[Reddhott]

 

[paleodian]

Good Morning Mt. Baker! I hope everyone had a great weekend and are ready for a new week to begin! Let's make the best of today.....the rest is all down hill. Have the best of days everyone!

 

[Reddhott]

 

[jamesthompson]

Good Morning Mt. Baker! I hope everyone had a great weekend and are ready for a new week to begin! Let's make the best of today.....the rest is all down hill. Have the best of days everyone!

Working our way through today as best we can. Think it's about time for another pot of coffee though...

 

[jamesthompson]

555 E Liquid is going away forever! This is your last week to score the chocolate, hazelnut goodness of this classic tobacco at the lowest price we've ever offered.

Shop now before this flavor is removed for good at 11:59pm PST on November 18th: https://goo.gl/kk1jOD

 

[Reddhott]

 

[paleodian]

Good Morning Mt. Baker! The week is on the way and I hope it's a great one for you all. Be well my friends, and have the best of days!

 

[jamesthompson]

Good Morning Mt. Baker! The week is on the way and I hope it's a great one for you all. Be well my friends, and have the best of days!

Today was a great day, indeed! Gearing up for attending Vapor Dynasty here in Phoenix this weekend. Should be a ton of fun!

 

[jamesthompson]

New product alert! In today's Vapor Visuals we're looking at the Sigelei Fuchai 213: Sigelei Fuchai 213 TC [VAPOR VISUALS] - Mt Baker Vapor

 

[paleodian]

Good Morning Mt. Baker! It's the middle of the week already and once again time for "Terrible Joke Wednesday"........Let's do this......

Two men were golfing, and the fairway of the hole they were playing was adjacent to a road. The first man was setting up for his swing, when a funeral procession went by on the road. He stopped, faced the procession for a moment, then bowed his head in prayer as the hearse passed by. Only when the procession had passed out of view did he resume playing, driving his ball to the green.
As they were walking toward the green, the second man said, "That was a touching show of respect for the deceased back there. I had no idea you were so sentimental."
The first man shrugged and said, "It's the least I could do. I was married to her for thirty years."

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?' Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'
Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 6 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'
The blonde replied, 'I saw it too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'
Bob took the money......

On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man wearing a Green Bay Packer jersey was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing Minnesota Viking jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Packer Backer from the water, Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was bitter hatred between Green Bay Packers & Vikings fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "who was that"?
"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up O.K., or do we need to get another Packer's fan"?

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin on St. Patty's Day and his car is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

The Preacher explains that he must move on to a large congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims:
"If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says: "If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!"
More sighs and loud applause. Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the preacher stays, I will give him sex," There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side while his wife replies:
"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said...... "Screw the Preacher."

Smile and have the best of days everyone!

 

[jamesthompson]

Good Morning, Paleodian! I'm here in time for once

Juan was the custodian at a local grade school. Everyone loved Juan. He was so sweet and compassionate with the kids and did a wonderful job. One day the principal came up to Juan and said:

"You know Juan, you care about this school so much, maybe you should run for the board of education"

And Juan said:

"You know, I've never thought about that before, but why not?"

So Juan got up in front of the people in town and gave a speech:

"My name is Juan, I love my wife, I love my kids, and I love my dog"

Now politicians tend to be dishonest, but the people of this town knew Juan, and his statements hit home with them. Juan was elected by a landslide.

Juan worked tirelessy to clean up the schools, day and night, instituting new programs and fixing the curriculum. In a very short time graduation rates doubled and test scores shot up.

Then one day the governer died of a heart attack, and the people who Juan worked with closely on the board suggested Juan run.

Juan said:

"Well I've never thought about that before, but why not?"

Juan gave a speech to his state:

"My name is Juan, I love my wife, I love my kids and I love my dog"

The state went wild for such an honest and loveable man and he was elected.

As governer he made his home state a wonderful place to live, businesses boomed, communities were peaceful, crime was down and employment was up. Everyone loved Juan.

Then one day Juan was approached by a political group that endorses candidates for major offices. They asked Juan if he would like to run for president.

Juan said:

"Hmm, I've never thought about tbat before, but why not?"

Juan stood before the American people and said:

"My name is Juan, I love my wife, I love my kids, and I love my dog."

The crowd goes ballistic, the American people lose their .......n minds. No candidate had ever been so universally loved like Juan.

Juan is elected President of the United States.

A few years go by. Juan keeps every one of his campaign promises. Unemployment is down to basically nothing, the economy is booming, the national debt is on its way to being paid off.

Then reality hits Juan.

He has no where to go from here.

Juan becomes depressed. He starts drinking heavily.

One day he is sitting in the Oval office drunk as a skunk when his wife comes in. She wants funding for a new project. Juan doesn't listen. He pulls out a gun and shoots her. Then Juan's children come into the oval office wanting the time and attention of their father. He shoots them a well. Lastly his dog comes trotting in looking for a walk or a treat but he shoots the dog as well.

This doesn't sit well with the American people. He is arrested and put up for impeachment but is able to make bail and get out for a while before the trial, but he's not allowed back in the white house and he doesn't have a home.

Juan wandered the streets with a heavy heart when it started to rain. Juan finds a dumpster, lifts the loud and starts to climb in. A homeless man jumps up from inside the dumpster and pushes Juan away.

"This is my dumpster" said the homeless man.

"Please let me share it tonight" said Juan

"No . . . Wait a minute, I know you." Said the homeless man, "you're Juan! You're that sick son of a ..... that killed his wife, and kids, and dog!"

"I know" said Juan "but please, I have nowhere to go"

The homeless man told Juan to go away, but Juan just begged and begged. Eventually the homeless man pulled out a golf gun and shot him.

What's a golf gun?

Well I don't know either, but it sure shot a hole in Juan.

 

[Reddhott]

 

[Mowgli]

 

[paleodian]

Good Morning Mt. Baker! We are almost out of this week and into the weekend! I hope it's been a pleasant one for you all and that the weekend ahead will be a great one for everyone! Have the best of days all!

 

[jamesthompson]

Love the pet handler just sitting there staring

 

[jamesthompson]

Good Morning Mt. Baker! We are almost out of this week and into the weekend! I hope it's been a pleasant one for you all and that the weekend ahead will be a great one for everyone! Have the best of days all!

Great day today and looking like a great weekend to come. We'll be attending Vapor Dynasty in Phoenix if anyone happens to be in the area. Hosting the after-party as well at a local pool hall, should be a great time! Nothing better than a little billiards to calm the nerves after a long week of work.