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[jamesthompson]

James,

17ml flavoring bottles made sense back in 2013 when most people were using high PG mixes that needed half the flavoring concentration of currently popular VG mixes.

Since MBV has changed policy for Wholesale to be difficult to impossible for us home brewers to order from maybe it's time to offer 30ml bottles of flavoring at MBV's regular site.

I'm sorry for this inconvenience of policy change, but it's something we had to start doing in order to protect our business and customers from any future legal troubles.

Offering larger bottles of flavoring is definitely something we should consider doing. Thanks for your suggestion and we highly value your support and feedback.

 

[jamesthompson]

We have something special coming in the next two weeks. Stay tuned.

 

[Reddhott]

 

[Reddhott]

 

[paleodian]

Good Morning Mt. Baker!! Once again it's the day we've all been waiting for!! Finally it's "Terrible Joke Wednesday"......Ready?......Here we go!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in.
“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.
“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served
my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”
The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”

Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.”
Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”
It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.”
“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says. “You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.”

A couple was golfing one day on a Very Exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, do not knock out any windows. It will cost us a fortune to fix.”
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
The husband cringed and said, “I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let’s go up there, apologize and see how much it’s going to cost us.”
They walked up and knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, “Come on in.”
When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, “Are you the people that broke the window?”
“Uh yeah, sorry about that” the husband replied.
“No, actually I want to thank you. I am a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You have released me. I am allowed to grant three wishes – I will give you each one wish, and I will keep the last one for myself.” the genie said.
“OK” the husband said. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.”
“No problem-it is the least I can do. And you, what do you want?” the genie said looking at the wife.
“I want a house in every country of the world” she said.
“Consider it done.” the genie said.
“And what is your wish, genie?” the husband said, “Well, since I have not had love with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.”
The husband looks at the wife and said, “Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I would not mind.”
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was all over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife and said, “How old is your husband anyway?”
“35″ she said.
“Really? And he still believes in genies !!!!!!!!!

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.
The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.
“A million dollars”, he answered, “because I wish to donate it to M.I.T.”
The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.
He asked for two million dollars. “I wish to give a million to my family, he explained,
“and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”
The last applicant was a politician.
When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.
The Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I’ll keep $1
million, and we’ll give the engineer $1million and send him to Mars”

Smile everyone, and have the best of days!!

 

[jamesthompson]

Tune into this week's episode of Ownlife and hear a little bit about our new coffee e-juice flavors! Also, don't forget, something very special is coming soon!

 

[Reddhott]

happy Wednesday folks!

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!""That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! ... Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs.

 

[jamesthompson]

@Reddhott great jokes this week, and I love that Wednesday gif! Thanks for sharing.

 

[opal]

Hi all.. been a while since I was around in here.. still vaping.. just went to start filling a cart - starting with the almost gone department ... found a nice surprise--a couple coffee flavors are there! yeah! Which one of the older coffee varieties are they closer to.. the coffee juice or cafe coffee? (gawd I miss cafe coffee from MVB)

for those who want to listen to the descriptions, it's about 17 minutes into the podcast

 

[jamesthompson]

Hi all.. been a while since I was around in here.. still vaping.. just went to start filling a cart - starting with the almost gone department ... found a nice surprise--a couple coffee flavors are there! yeah! Which one of the older coffee varieties are they closer to.. the coffee juice or cafe coffee? (gawd I miss cafe coffee from MVB)

for those who want to listen to the descriptions, it's about 17 minutes into the podcast

Caramel Coffee is definitely sweet tasting as it has caramel in it. Morning Java is more of a straight forward coffee flavor. We also tweaked our recipe for Coffee Cake. In my opinion, all these flavors are way better than our previous coffee options. Might just have to try them out and see what you like best.

 

[opal]

it generally takes me days to make decisions about my shopping cart but I do have the 15ml of each of them sitting in there now.. along with other stuff.. what's the deal with the other vendor high priced juice.. discontinued too many of your own flavors.. hadda do some filling in?

 

[Reddhott]

 

[paleodian]

Good Morning Mt. Baker! Happy Thursday everyone! The week is almost through! Be happy, and have the best of days everyone!

 

[jamesthompson]

Good Morning Mt. Baker! Happy Thursday everyone! The week is almost through! Be happy, and have the best of days everyone!

We are so close, yet so far away We are all doing great and everyone from the MBV family hopes you are doing fantastic! Vape on!

 

[jamesthompson]

Something viscous this way comes, vape fans.....

 

[opal]

That guy looks a bit like the fella that plays Tom on The Blacklist

 

[Mowgli]

Something viscous this way comes, vape fans.....

Redrum!

That guy looks a bit like the fella that plays Tom on The Blacklist

Hell yeah, it's Blacklist/Colony night.
Almost as cool as Sunday, Shameless/Walking/Talking Dead/Billions night!

 

[Reddhott]

 

[Reddhott]

sweet dreams!

 

[paleodian]

Good Morning Mt. Baker!! Friday has arrived....and with it the weekend!! I hope you all have a happy, fun filled, relaxing weekend!! Enjoy the day everyone!