My apartment smells like BACON.
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lmao... now there's convenience for a construction worker on a hot day. Get a cut, toss one on, and by the time the bleeding has stopped you've got yourself a cooked snack
8-o ... I really hope those signs are for two different flavors lol
Ringo®;888641 said:I don't have any pictures for that
I don't for the alfredo buttttttttttttttttt............
dont forget to try broiling ur bacon, just as qwik and ohhhhh so flaky!
Also, very handy for large amounts of bacon, like when a lot of people are coming over. Or when they might, could possibly be coming over but darn they didn't show now I get to, uh, have to eat it all myself!
Use a large cookie sheet, lay the strips out, nice and flat and oh-so-crispy good when done.
I am currently at the far-right side of this chart. (click pic for more xkcd comics)
O... M... G...
Bacon-flavored beer.
"Either this will be the most amazingly disgusting thing youve ever tasted in your life. Or I shall rule the earth."
Yes. Yes you shall.
Bacon-flavored beer.
"Either this will be the most amazingly disgusting thing youve ever tasted in your life. Or I shall rule the earth."
Yes. Yes you shall.
I love xkcd!
Also, very handy for large amounts of bacon, like when a lot of people are coming over. Or when they might, could possibly be coming over but darn they didn't show now I get to, uh, have to eat it all myself!
Use a large cookie sheet, lay the strips out, nice and flat and oh-so-crispy good when done.
I am currently at the far-right side of this chart. (click pic for more xkcd comics)
This past weekend while making breakfast:
my boyfriend: "You don't need to cook the whole package... I'm only going to have a few strips."
me: "Just making sure there's lots of precooked bacon in the fridge for you to heat up whenever you want later. Besides, I need more bacon fat to fry the eggs in."
my boyfriend: :: eyes wide, stares in silent reverence, begins bowing ::
It's one more testament to the idiocy of Cosmo's "1001 Ways To Please Your Man" that "fry things in bacon fat" would never show up in there.
Believe it or not but I and my gf always say these four words before we eat bacon or ham, "Thank you dead pig." Then we can eat it without feeling so guilty.
Madame Psychosis is clearly a wise and insightful woman:
Classic case of telling people what they want to hear. Men are dirt simple to understand. Most of the things women think about us is just "projection". This is a common conversation that couples have:
She says, "What are you thinking about, honey?"
She's thinking:
I wonder why he's... he must be thinking... OMG I'm so... My friends are all saying... Shut up, Mom!... That evil wench... Everyone thinks...
He says, "Nothing", because he's thinking:
1. You're there, so #1 is covered.
2. Bacon and/or bacon sandwich
3. Beer
4. Scooby Doo... heh, heh, what if Scooby Doo had a foul-mouthed pet monkey that drank beer, heh, and rode on Scooby's back, and... heh, it made Scooby really mad... Oh! and he...
And that's all that's going on up there, for the most part.
Classic case of telling people what they want to hear. Men are dirt simple to understand. Most of the things women think about us is just "projection". This is a common conversation that couples have:
She says, "What are you thinking about, honey?"
She's thinking:
I wonder why he's... he must be thinking... OMG I'm so... My friends are all saying... Shut up, Mom!... That evil wench... Everyone thinks...
He says, "Nothing", because he's thinking:
1. You're there, so #1 is covered.
2. Bacon and/or bacon sandwich
3. Beer
4. Scooby Doo... heh, heh, what if Scooby Doo had a foul-mouthed pet monkey that drank beer, heh, and rode on Scooby's back, and... heh, it made Scooby really mad... Oh! and he...
And that's all that's going on up there, for the most part.
lol @ The Baconizer
and since you resurrected it ....
now that's a salad I could enjoy
and since you resurrected it ....
now that's a salad I could enjoy
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