my first bacon (no not a e-juice)

[WolfeReign]

Sometimes......just sometimes i find something that gets my jaw dropped and i have to say wuzza wuzza???

This is obviously one of those times.....and naturally i have to share this to watch people get the same reactions i have and yes this is a very real product people can order

My First Bacon(tm) is a ThinkGeek exclusive plush toy that will delight your little ones. Even if they're not on solid foods yet, your progeny shouldn't be deprived of the joys of bacon. Soft and snuggly with big giant eyes, My First Bacon(tm) is both friendly and reliable, just like actual bacon.

Yes you read that right!!

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Still need to know more? Well there is: My First Bacon or the youtube video


now that i shared this i am going back to where i left to

 

[MisterMike]

Heh. That's cute. Both my kids' first bacon was actual bacon.

As an aside, It's interesting that so many "funny internet words" are trochees: Bacon, ninja, pirate, zombie, robot, badger, etc.

Are trochees generally funnier than other forms of meter? Are there any funny internet iambs?

 

[WolfeReign]

Heh. That's cute. Both my kids' first bacon was actual bacon.

As an aside, It's interesting that so many "funny internet words" are trochees: Bacon, ninja, pirate, zombie, robot, badger, etc.

Are trochees generally funnier than other forms of meter? Are there any funny internet iambs?

You asked for it: funny internet iambs