So, I can't kidnap her, and hold her for ransom in exchange for 100,000 ml. of hopscotch?
I've got a better idea. Take me!!!
But I wanna go to Sea World, Disneyland, Miami Beach, Ft. Lauderdale and to the Suwanee River. And I wanna go to where they shoot off those space ships and a Jimmy Buffet concert and St. Augustine. I wanna see that Fountain of Youth and find old Spanish coins on the beach with a metal detector. Oh, the Mel Fisher Museum and go scuba diving and eat ice cream and vape Hopscotch!
I'm ready, come and get me!!!
I wonder if my honey will pay to get me back?