My mailman/woman Hates Me...how about yours?

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zoiDman

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I get 2 or 3 packages a week and he has to wait at the front door until I can receive them. I know it slows him down and a little extra weight in the mail bag.

My Mailman didn't use to like me because of all the Stuff I buy online.

Then I gave him a Bottle of Johnny Walker Red for Christmas and he is a Nice as Nice can be.
 

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I constantly worry about my vape mail, plan to put a bigger mail box out there just in-case as my very first vape mail shipment was 3 packages and my provari had to be picked up from the post office, would like to also add a alarm on it so when it opens I hear it only in my house, already have a camera pointed at it and can see it from my tv while sitting on my couch, yes I am addicted so what. I get at least 1 package a week now.
 

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I get along with my normal one :) Sweet guy.

Now his back up....the one that shows up when the normal one is off. Is a jerk and will Never pick up out going stuff. Just shoves incoming on top :facepalm:

The UPS guy on the other hand is a mix relationship with..........for he gets stuck with all the Heavy orders 150 pounds of clay, 80 pounds of glass 5 foot rods :lol:
 

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Maybe he just needs a Blast of Johnny Walker Red every Now and Again to put a Smile on His Face?

LOL! Maybe. He is a she though...I'll have to think on a holiday gift, maybe some of the holiday scratch lottery tickets. It couldn't hurt, but I honestly don't think it will help. She grunts.
 

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A couple of months ago I started ordering camping supplies online. One order was for two four man tents and they came together in one big box, pretty heavy and no hand holes. I wasn't home at the time of delivery and I found it in the front entryway of the house looking as if it had come through the wars. Our post woman is probably grateful that my mail is coming in much smaller sizes now:laugh:
 

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LOL! Maybe. He is a she though...I'll have to think on a holiday gift, maybe some of the holiday scratch lottery tickets. It couldn't hurt, but I honestly don't think it will help. She grunts.

When I was a Kid, we had a Mailman Lady who delivered Mail on Saturdays. She was True Evil Incarnate.

We ambushed her one time with a Hail of Dirt Clods from Sling Shots. It was an Extremely well thought out Military Operation. And one of my Fondest Childhood Memories. Unfortunately, once you past the Age of about 7 or 8, you can't get away with things like that Anymore.

Maybe the Booze or the Lottery Tickets is a Better Idea.
 

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I am in hysterics laughing as I imagine the claws flying! :laugh:

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