My thoughts on Southern Classic

[DaveOno]

I don't know whether to be comforted or OFFENDED! lolol...(hands on hips, foot tapping)

(Wheez, I may be wrong here, but I think this is the signal to backpedal, apologize, bring flowers. I've seen this before. The wife has done that toe tap hand hip thing before. Ignoring the signal usually has dire consequences. I have stitches and a spare blanket for the sofa in the den. Just a "heads up", bro...)

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

just focus on that, take sympathy from me in any form you can get it. it's the most emotionally mature thing i'm capable of before openly mocking.

...mmmmm...OK!

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

(Wheez, I may be wrong here, but I think this is the signal to backpedal, apologize, bring flowers. I've seen this before. The wife has done that toe tap hand hip thing before. Ignoring the signal usually has dire consequences. I have stitches and a spare blanket for the sofa in the den. Just a "heads up", bro...)

LISTEN TO THIS MAN SENOR WHEEZAL!!!!! Lo siento for the um, shouting.

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

True so true...don't like SC and I'm not liking Tribeca, again, the second go round. But I'm steeping it and going to try it after a week and see. SC, I tried off and on for a month..no dice.

Aww sis, sorry to hear about the Tribeca thing. Hey, maybe you can just throw them both up into the air and watch us all fight to the death for em'!

 

[wheezal]

(Wheez, I may be wrong here, but I think this is the signal to backpedal, apologize, bring flowers. I've seen this before. The wife has done that toe tap hand hip thing before. Ignoring the signal usually has dire consequences. I have stitches and a spare blanket for the sofa in the den. Just a "heads up", bro...)

my standards for disastrous relationships is pretty high....i'll give you a quick rundown:

restraining order (against her)
2 taser shots
oil soaked rag in my car's gas tank

all that was just the last 6 minutes of one ex....and not even the craziest one. i'd tell you of the craziest one, but you'd have to sign a waiver first absolving me of any psychological harm to your inner child. that and the Lifetime Television movie deal is still being negotiated.

 

[BigBen2k]

Sounds fiery...

 

[wheezal]

Sounds fiery...

it's tough to think i'll ever find a gurl that was that devoted to me....and i wont lie, i was a wee bit aroused when she didn't go down after the first taser hit.


but then her hair got all static-y and weird looking. so i stayed away from her.

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

my standards for disastrous relationships is pretty high....i'll give you a quick rundown:

restraining order (against her)
2 taser shots
oil soaked rag in my car's gas tank

all that was just the last 6 minutes of one ex....and not even the craziest one. i'd tell you of the craziest one, but you'd have to sign a waiver first absolving me of any psychological harm to your inner child. that and the Lifetime Television movie deal is still being negotiated.

Ok, this is the SECOND time I nearly ruined my laptop for spitting out soda! Is there such a thing as a keyboard guard thingy? keyboard condom? I need help, or I just can't read anymore of wheezal's posts...and that would just be WRONG!

 

[randomnumbers18]

I think Wheezal needs to wear less Axe body spray.

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

it's tough to think i'll ever find a gurl that was that devoted to me....and i wont lie, i was a wee bit aroused when she didn't go down after the first taser hit.


but then her hair got all static-y and weird looking. so i stayed away from her.

WHEEZAL! You must have a GINORMOUS...um, ahem...'animal magnetism' You keep attracting female Tasmanian Devils!

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

...or just 'Fatal Attraction' chicks.

 

[wheezal]

WHEEZAL! You must have a GINORMOUS...um, ahem...'animal magnetism' You keep attracting female Tasmanian Devils!

that would explain the rabies...

 

[wheezal]

...or just 'Fatal Attraction' chicks.

oh that i know...my radar is set to "Bat-$41+ Crazy" and i think the knob is stuck on that position.

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

oh that i know...my radar is set to "Bat-$41+ Crazy" and i think the knob is stuck on that position.

hmmm. Maybe you should stop carrying around bacon in your pocket. You're sending out the wrong signal. Chicks think, " hey, is that Virginia cured, or are ya just happy to see me?"

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

...just a thought

 

[wheezal]

hmmm. Maybe you should stop carrying around bacon in your pocket. You're sending out the wrong signal. Chicks think, " hey, is that Virginia cured, or are ya just happy to see me?"

ummm, it's Vermont Maple cured and Applewood smoked.


and i'm never happy to see anyone, EVAR!

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

AWWWW...ya don't mean that wheezal!

 

[DaveOno]

it's tough to think i'll ever find a gurl that was that devoted to me....and i wont lie, i was a wee bit aroused when she didn't go down after the first taser hit.
but then her hair got all static-y and weird looking. so i stayed away from her.

(Note: Wheez doesn't mention it was from his taser. Kudos on having it set to "Stun")

To try to bring this full circle, wouldn't the situation have gone better with a little Southern Classic?

Wheez, the right girl for you is out there.



















(probably way out there)

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

(note: Wheez doesn't mention it was from his taser. Kudos on having it set to "stun")

to try to bring this full circle, wouldn't the situation have gone better with a little southern classic?

Wheez, the right girl for you is out there.



















(probably way out there)

roflmao!!!!!!!

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

This thread is getting a girl all tingly...and it ain't from the Nic, unless hubs changed his name and didn't tell me! Soooo, I'm off to the store to buy some saran wrap, and meet hubby at the door. Hey!...it's what's for DINNER