10:30am - Make cheesy excuse to leave girlfriends house to get to the mailbox.
10:40am - Break sound barrier and several laws getting home.
10:41am - Full sprint to mailbox, weeks of vaping increases athletic performance, but I'm still not an athlete. Secure package along with several bills.
10:45am - Almost break key off in door knob getting into my house.
10:47am - Tear USPS flat rate box into confetti, rip the Reo mini from its bubble wrap prison, drop to my knees and weep openly.
10:50am - Head to kitchen with q-tips and paper towel, give my baby his first bath. He's so cute!
11:00am - Loot vaping accessory stash, procure freshly charged AW battery, 12mg KVS RY4 and trusty LR306.
11:05am - Fill bottle with RY4 and attach to Reo, insert battery, screw on 306 atty.
11:10am - Drop a few primer drops into atomizer, wait impatiently for 10 seconds, decide to risk dry atty hit.
11:11am - Dry hit achieved, atomizer sizzles mockingly.
11:12am - Recover from coughing fit. Squonk bottle lightly, take dry hit with no power, and finally vape a nice long drag of delicious RY4.
11:13am-11:30am - Continue vape/squonk/vape/squonk cycle until comatose state achieved. Lean back in chair satisfied.
11:40am - Alert forum that a Reonaut is born

10:40am - Break sound barrier and several laws getting home.
10:41am - Full sprint to mailbox, weeks of vaping increases athletic performance, but I'm still not an athlete. Secure package along with several bills.
10:45am - Almost break key off in door knob getting into my house.
10:47am - Tear USPS flat rate box into confetti, rip the Reo mini from its bubble wrap prison, drop to my knees and weep openly.
10:50am - Head to kitchen with q-tips and paper towel, give my baby his first bath. He's so cute!
11:00am - Loot vaping accessory stash, procure freshly charged AW battery, 12mg KVS RY4 and trusty LR306.
11:05am - Fill bottle with RY4 and attach to Reo, insert battery, screw on 306 atty.
11:10am - Drop a few primer drops into atomizer, wait impatiently for 10 seconds, decide to risk dry atty hit.
11:11am - Dry hit achieved, atomizer sizzles mockingly.
11:12am - Recover from coughing fit. Squonk bottle lightly, take dry hit with no power, and finally vape a nice long drag of delicious RY4.
11:13am-11:30am - Continue vape/squonk/vape/squonk cycle until comatose state achieved. Lean back in chair satisfied.
11:40am - Alert forum that a Reonaut is born

