MyECig.com Penstyle and Supermini
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I was referring to the Loyal Order of E-Smokers, USA Chapter, of which Meltrex is a charter member.
Our dues are paid in frustration. Our secret handshake passes e-liquid slickness. We wear khaki-colored hunting vests with slots for shotgun shells that we fill with replacement e-smoking cartridges. A UK member, Trog, carries his cartridges in a military surplus ammo strap across his chest. A portable battery charger is attached to his belt. It all weighs 20 pounds. No one has ever actually seen him, since he's always hidden in a cloud of vapor.
Our first annual convention will be held in Malaysia early next year, where five U.S. members have said they will move unless Barack Obama becomes President. Leaford plans to release a pet bird into the wild. BananaDoc says he can't wait to try native flavors. Dr. Jim Loi promises to have 350 e-smoking Malaysians greeting our arriving seaplane as it drops into a fog of rising vapor. NerdyCinderella said she will go only if Ruyan can deliver replacement parts to her in that location.
Greenpeace will give a preliminary report on how e-smoking can save the Earth from the peril of global warming by eliminating 400 million sources of daily heat production.
Dan Rather said he'll be there to prepare a report -- but no one will broadcast it.
Our dues are paid in frustration. Our secret handshake passes e-liquid slickness. We wear khaki-colored hunting vests with slots for shotgun shells that we fill with replacement e-smoking cartridges. A UK member, Trog, carries his cartridges in a military surplus ammo strap across his chest. A portable battery charger is attached to his belt. It all weighs 20 pounds. No one has ever actually seen him, since he's always hidden in a cloud of vapor.
Our first annual convention will be held in Malaysia early next year, where five U.S. members have said they will move unless Barack Obama becomes President. Leaford plans to release a pet bird into the wild. BananaDoc says he can't wait to try native flavors. Dr. Jim Loi promises to have 350 e-smoking Malaysians greeting our arriving seaplane as it drops into a fog of rising vapor. NerdyCinderella said she will go only if Ruyan can deliver replacement parts to her in that location.
Greenpeace will give a preliminary report on how e-smoking can save the Earth from the peril of global warming by eliminating 400 million sources of daily heat production.
Dan Rather said he'll be there to prepare a report -- but no one will broadcast it.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Native Flavors....
Comment of the day TB!! and it's only 9:00am!
Comment of the day TB!! and it's only 9:00am!
i think i could classify as a member, but not if the obama statement is a requirement to follow along with. Not everyone over here likes him, but i don't like McCain either so...
There's only one size penstyle. The middle size is a "mini" and the smallest size is a "super-mini." But these terms are not used consistantly between brands, so... good luck. 
My Meltrex pen style will arrive today!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
I'll need it if I'm gonna hide in y'all's luggage when you head to Malaysia so I won't burn yer under britches.
I'll need it if I'm gonna hide in y'all's luggage when you head to Malaysia so I won't burn yer under britches.
Good news, Karen. I don't have a KISSBox, of course, but I can assure you the Meltrex pen style defines e-smoking to me. Hard to imagine that I need more of anything than it supplies.
don't forget that you can pop that bad boy out of the box and start smoking immediately. At least one of the batteries is charged. 
Also... In the not to distant future, next sunday A.D.
sorry if you don't get the reference, but i had to. I should be grabbing one of Mel's Mini's(the in-between size) and i will do a video review once i have it. not 100% sure when i will get it, but i'll keep you all updated.
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Also... In the not to distant future, next sunday A.D.
sorry if you don't get the reference, but i had to. I should be grabbing one of Mel's Mini's(the in-between size) and i will do a video review once i have it. not 100% sure when i will get it, but i'll keep you all updated.
-dusty-
Got my Meltrex!
This is what I gotta say upon puffin it for the first time: I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (dang, that's a lot of smoke)
This is what I gotta say upon puffin it for the first time: I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (dang, that's a lot of smoke)
just use quality liquid and you should have few problems. I like the fact he ships with charged batteries. did you get a flavor sample pack? try strawberry and apple. apple is like a jolly rancher.
Then I shoulda got Apple in 0 nic and not high...cuz I love Jolly Rancher...and I see trouble comin!
My Meltrex should be coming in a day or two. With the good reports I'm reading I hope I'm not getting too optimistic.
And I did get a variety pack of flavors
And I did get a variety pack of flavors
I know I said in an earlier thread that I would have to wait to buy a penstyle from Meltrex because I just bought a KISSBOX but just couldn't wait any longer. Placed my order...
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