Your search is over. I am going to solve you mod naming issue right now. Get ready because you are about to be blown away.
Feel free to use any of the following mod names that I personally created just for you:
The ProVari
The Darwin
The Silver Bullet
Old Goat's 3.7v Bottom Feeder Mod
The Reo Mini
The Ali'i
The Helix
The Sabre Touch
I have also created a few catch phrases that you can feel free to use to help you sell it:
Where's the Beef?
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh what a relief it is.
The quicker picker upper.
Crisp and clean, no caffeine. Never had it, never will.
I'm cukoo for Cocoa Puffs!
Finger lickin' good!
You are welcome. Should I just pm you my shipping address now?
