I was just joking about the ry4 and TA.....I also got a 12 pack of bud light. That should last me until 8 tonight.......I still think you should get the hot chick to cut them for you!
Soooo....no manly flaves.....chick beer.....
The only saving grace in this post is the hot blind chick. Not blind in that she can't see, but WINDOW blind. Although having a blind chick would be kinda cool/fun. You could goof on her real easy...like....giving her "bunny ears" in pictures and she wouldn't know you were doing it..and she couldn't tell from pictures later as well. When she pisses you off you just move the furniture to get even. When your out, you could check out hot babes and she wouldn't know. You could tell her "baby...we've measured it 5 times and the tape measure says a full 12" every time" and she couldn't dispute it.....
The possibilities are staggering....

....woohoo....