New GOTVAPES.com 2nd Multi Mega Prize Monthly CONTEST Giveaway!!!

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Lauralie

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Here, there, everywhere!
Well gotta take little bit to
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practice!!!!

Be back later!

Muahhh!
 

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And now for something completely off the wall....:blink:
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I do beliebs dat 1:58 minutes just gabed me diaherias...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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yes, it did
 

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Just quoting to make sure Deb catches this!! :lol:

Saw it, thanks!!! Too cute!!!!

And omggggggggg Adrena.........I'm in purple heaven lookin at your stash!!! Love it! You really did a great job on those. I'd just end up carving my fingers if I tried that.

Good morning folks. Made it to our 1st port of Hawaii, Gonna have a beer and a vape with the locals and then back on the grind.

So glad to see ya KNB!! Enjoy your bit of time off the ship! Glad you could check in.


Y'all are talkin faster than I can read, so I'm gonna quit tryin to catch up lol
 

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Well...... The board need to be full then we tell you the winner...

okie dokie......gotchya. I kinda wondered bout that after I said that, cuz I remembered seeing where someone told someone to make sure no spaces to make it easier to search. Still would be fun to do one like that sometime, where suddenly someone just wins. But probably with smaller prizes, like juice or something, not a mod, since it would go faster. Can't wait til Chris gets the prize pina colada on the site for sale.....I think I need about a gallon of that stuff! :laugh:
 

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:laugh::laugh: okays, I have silly email friends :facepalm: just gots dis doozey here :laugh::laugh:


Potatoes



Well,
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
and finally they got married, and had a little sweet
potato, which they called
'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.



Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .


And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.


And when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say,
'Frito Lay.'



Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to
Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw


Because he's just.......

Are you ready for this?


Are you sure?
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OK!
Here it is!
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A
COMMONTATER


AREN'T YOU SORRY I HAVE

YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS?
 

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okie dokie......gotchya. I kinda wondered bout that after I said that, cuz I remembered seeing where someone told someone to make sure no spaces to make it easier to search. Still would be fun to do one like that sometime, where suddenly someone just wins. But probably with smaller prizes, like juice or something, not a mod, since it would go faster. Can't wait til Chris gets the prize pina colada on the site for sale.....I think I need about a gallon of that stuff! :laugh:
What do you say 5 juices hidden behind 5 cells announced when they are found?
For some future game that is.... We got to talk to papa poopie [COLOR="#ccooff"]>,<[/COLOR]
 

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:laugh::laugh: This is SO MY LOCAL HOSPITAL ! :laugh::laugh: they neber tell ya nuttin dere til dey kick you out ! :laugh::laugh:




HOW IS NORMA?



A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked,
"Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said,
"I'll be glad to help, dear.
What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said,
"Norma Findlay, Room 302."

The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal, and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."

The grandmother said,"Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried.
God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied,"You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said,"No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shi..t."

TRUE STORY...
 
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