No, not a priest. far from it. I like to mock though... I'm a recovering christian. (christians don't have enough cool wardrobes, so for mocking purposes I wear that of the catholics) Real priest shirt and collar from a catholic supply warehouse. Girlfriend gets annoyed because I insist on always wearing my devil horns and my priest outfit on halloween. Every single year. I've compromised by not wearing it on christmas anymore. See? relationships are all about compromises.
"Bitterman, party of one!" "Bitterman, party of one!"