Since someone called into question the value of my signature line, and since I've kept this one for ages longer than I usually do, I'm thinking of changing it.
The "money saved by vaping" and/or "days since a cig" lines aren't appropriate (I still smoke because there are places I can't vape).
Would any of these flip your switches:
How can I have faith in your judgement when you trust people like me?
I'd take you out to lunch, but you already are.
Thud and blunder.
Don't be like people say you are.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, administrate.
... suddenly I realized: I'm a man, I'm supposed to be a jerk.
Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it!
Going to hell when I die would just be redundant.
I'd like to take you out ... and leave you there.
Thou Shalt Not Kill -- however, grievous bodily harm is sometimes justified.
Never trust a dragon.
To enjoy life, take big bites! Moderation is for monks.
Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?
Any other suggestions?
The "money saved by vaping" and/or "days since a cig" lines aren't appropriate (I still smoke because there are places I can't vape).
Would any of these flip your switches:
How can I have faith in your judgement when you trust people like me?
I'd take you out to lunch, but you already are.
Thud and blunder.
Don't be like people say you are.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, administrate.
... suddenly I realized: I'm a man, I'm supposed to be a jerk.
Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it!
Going to hell when I die would just be redundant.
I'd like to take you out ... and leave you there.
Thou Shalt Not Kill -- however, grievous bodily harm is sometimes justified.
Never trust a dragon.
To enjoy life, take big bites! Moderation is for monks.
Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?
Any other suggestions?
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