Oh crap TT...I thought that was your MIL in your signature....oops...I hope she is as unsure of where Philly is as your wife... 
DOH...why do I always stick my foot where my tongue belongs?
DOH...why do I always stick my foot where my tongue belongs?
So what do you say Redneck? Gonna do it?
Tell you what. Lose 50 pounds and I'll fix you up with my mother-in-law. And her cow. And that is one fine looking cow!