Yea, if I now understand it correctly, pH only gives you a real rough hint about alkalinity/acidity, and can in no ways give even roughly accurate readings about it. Further from neutral even the "rough hint" seems to suggest too accurate a result =)
I have been fiddeling a bit with PH, and if I remember correctly(Arrest me if wrong) -
The PH is a measurement of free hydrogen(or hydrogen ions), but it's "turned upside-down". The lower the PH, the more free hydrogen ions. The hydrogen-ions will easily form connections with other substances and hence etch them away(make them a part of the solution). With high-PH solutions there are a lack of hydrogen-ions, and will tend to deposit solids from the solution. At PH7 there is a balance between hydrogen-ions and the other materials.
Also - PH is not an "even scale" as in percent, but more like decibel. for every PH-point the concentration increases/decreases 10-fold(or sumthin like that).
BTW: Would be nice if I could buy a small bottle from you.