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Skeeterkck

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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"

Another day to laugh: Enjoy :)

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"

Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to ..... Mr. Smith's boil!"

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Skeeterkck
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I got a nice surprise today. My Godson (in the green below Mike) sent a picture taken when they were in town last Month. That's his wife, his daughters, little cuties..they look just like his mother, my best friend, as a child. The other handsome fellow is his brother. They are wonderful young men!

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Lovely picture!!

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"

Another day to laugh: Enjoy :)

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"

Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to ..... Mr. Smith's boil!"

Hugs,
Skeeterkck
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OMG! LMAO, Skeeter!

Good morning, ladies! It's too early for me (late night for me last night...I got way too interested in more Gordon Ramsay shows!) Had a wonderful breakfast of blueberry granola and coconut milk and coffee.

Love Gordon Ramsey!!!
 

CES

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Heya ((((Rain)))

That sounds like stress triggered cravings. For me at least, smoking was a really nice way to level out emotions... try bumping your nic levels for a bit and doing all the stuff you would do if you were smoking (except smoke). go outside, step away, take long deep breaths. carve out a bit of space for yourself, and while you vaping, remember that the whatever is going on WILL pass.
 

Mary Kay

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Rain while they soothe you and pamper you..I will tire you out! I need my yard worked on, the rains will not quit! So if you want we will be working on the yard tomorrow..you are welcome to come over. Spagehetti supper after ..it's cooking now!:laugh:

To help with cravings..walk! Get away from the normal if you can, go to the mall, Go to wal-mart, a park..whatever. Change it up, it helps!
 
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