Not just juice!

[Elphaba13]

I know David and Pam, you say you are purveyors of fine juice (ok, I'm paraphrasing) first and foremost, and hardware is secondary.

But I just have to share how excited I am! As you know (because I bang on about it EVERY SINGLE DAY!) I'm waiting on my new purple Jessy, but it's only a small, and so I plan on keeping my trusty eGo for my cartomizers. But I've been a bit bored with it, I've had the same eGo (with a range of batteries and cones) in the same colour, steel, since I started this vaping caper. I do love it, it does look nice, but sometimes, I just like colour. I could have bought a purple or red one when I started, but the purple was more of a lavendar or mauve colour, and red just isn't me (clashes with my hair, you know...). I've always wished there was a green, a deep dark forest green. I do love dark green.

So there I was, on FSUSA site, adding to my cart, (as I do most days, sigh) because I wanted to get some peach white to try. And I thought "I wonder if they have parts for my eGo?" because I do have 3 batteries, but one started acting up last night and I like to have at least three living batteries on hand. So I clicked on 900mh batteries for the joye eGo, and there it was. A green battery. A beautiful, dark, elegant, forest green. My heart skipped a beat (because I have a sad and hollow life...) (and with a neck injury like this one you take your thrills when you can). I added it to my cart. My hands trembled as I thought - "the cone? Dare I hope they have a cone in that delicious colour?". I shakily clicked on "cones for the eGo"...

They had them!!!!!! And they were IN STOCK!!!!!! I added it to my cart!!!!!

So soon, I will have the beautiful dark lucious classy green eGo I aways wanted. I am so happy!!!!!

So I just wanted to say, you may be "just a juice company", but I wanted to let you know that today, you made this poor, sad, pain-riddled, sorry little Elphaba a very very happy little girl with the hardware side of things.

And to everyone else? Cruise around the site. If you are like me, you probably go straight for the juices and log off. But have a look, you never know WHAT you might find.

That is all.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Elpha - So you're going to have a pretty green Ego and a purple Jessy? I'm jealous.

 

[Elphaba13]

Yep! I'd be jealous of me too! LOL.

Come on USPS or Australia Post or whichever one of you is holding up my order, I want to be classy and make everyone jealous! And I want my joose.

Particularly excited / anxious as we have entered "the window". The time when my order could come any time between now and Friday (is currently Tuesday). Friday being 15 days, and the longest it's ever taken (to arrive, that is, last time post office nazi put the card in the wrong box, remember? But it actually arrived earlier than that and I could have had it 8 days earlier!) and today being 11 days, which I think is the earliest. It's usually around day 11 or 12. Although I did get an e-mail from USPS saying they looked into my number and the last activity they had was it being accepted at Tuscon. But I KNEW that! I have tracking options too, you idiots. I know what the scans say, I just thought they'd actually confirm that it WASN'T still sitting propping up a leg of a table at Tuscon. But I'm going to assume that it's yet another USPS non-scan, and it left the same day it was accepted (which it usually does). The tracking never ever shows anything after it leaving Tuscon, because of the international thing (every order I've ever made is still officially "in transit") and I seem to be more aware of this than USPS are! I guess I just made the mistake of thinking they might be more efficient than our postal system here. I was wrong...

 

[SecondChance]

Your Kanga's and Wombat's could do as well as most of the postal folks over here! LOL they get it there..but anything extra like actually scanning and doing what they are supposed to ...forget it!!

 

[Elphaba13]

True, SC. Now I just need TT and his crystal ball to let me know when I'll be vaping cocoa butter in my new Jessy!

 

[TexasT]

True, SC. Now I just need TT and his crystal ball to let me know when I'll be vaping cocoa butter in my new Jessy!

According to my crystal ball headlight, it looks like it should be there Thursday.

I'm just not sure of what month that is ....

I'll keep looking!

TT

 

[Elphaba13]

Thanks TT. I think.

 

[Norry]

I keep wishing that my eGos would die so I can buy some new ones in pretty colors.

 

[mauisun]

we add stock almost daily. biggest problem is the lounge is super busy and sells alot. as we grow we reinvest as much as we can to bring in ever more quantities of hardware

 

[maureengill]

Norry....that is a mean thing to wish upon your ego's ...maybe TT can tell you how long you have before they die...he does have his headlight out

I keep wishing that my eGos would die so I can buy some new ones in pretty colors.

 

[Elphaba13]

Norry, they don't have to die. I mean, everyone needs a spare battery, right? And a cone is only a couple of bucks. So really, getting a pretty coloured ego is practically free, right? (that's what I told myself, anyway...)

TT can you lend Norry 3 dollars so she can be uber cool?

 

[TexasT]

Norry, I just sent you three dollars via Pay-Up-Or-Else-Pal.

There's a seven dollar fee. Hope you don't mind.

TT

 

[Elphaba13]

Norry, I just sent you three dollars via Pay-Up-Or-Else-Pal.

There's a seven dollar fee. Hope you don't mind.

TT

That made me laugh so much it hurt.

 

[Norry]

Y'all are too funny...Truth is I am the proud owner of 8 eGo's and 4 of them are a year old and showing no signs of slowing down. We're making a side trip to the lounge on our way back to Texas the end of August so I'm gonna take a look at the Jessy while I'm there. Plus, my tackle box is starting to get empty holes where bottles of juice used to be so I'm gonna need to re-stock my supply.

I figure that if I get some new equipment in pretty colors then I'll just take my old boring eGo's and give them to a couple of smokers I know that have been on the fence about switching to vapeing.

 

[Norry]

Norry, I just sent you three dollars via Pay-Up-Or-Else-Pal.

There's a seven dollar fee. Hope you don't mind.

TT

Thanks TT...No problem with the fee. I have a Texopoly game with lots of pretty money so I'm sending you a $500 tip for being so kind

 

[TexasT]

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Hey Elphaba, can you turn this into real money? $500.00 in REAL money!! I could retire!!! I could buy a new house!!! I could go to Whatsthatburger!!!

TT

 

[Elphaba13]

TT, I tried, but it didn't work. The spell default notices that you look too much like Mr Moneybags on the Monopoly board and just turned it into a toy media empire.

Sorry, I tried!

 

[vaporgalinfla]

TT - Shouldn't you be able to turn that into real money? You are a man of many talents - an ECF veterinarian for vapers' pets, you have your Ph.D., and you can tell fortunes!

 

[TexasT]

TT - Shouldn't you be able to turn that into real money? You are a man of many talents - an ECF veterinarian for vapers' pets, you have your Ph.D., and you can tell fortunes!

I think I have a chance of making some money now that I started that new service for people who want to make payments on-line. Its called Pay-Up-Or-Else-Pal and I've hired some big old local women to collect the fees.

I don't know where the idea came from but that's what happens when your smart and have your on-line life experience Phd. and also, the little packet of dehydrated brains I got when I became an ECF Vegetarian.

I'm also thinking about a thing called In-Your-Face-Book where advertisers can pay me to have people talk about doing their laundry, mowing their yard and things like that. I think that will be a big hit.

So maybe I can get rich and I might even open up my very own Whatsthatburger place so I can call all the customers jelly belly and buffalo .....

I've got lots of plans!

TT

 

[Elphaba13]

Wow TT. And one day we will be able to say "We knew him when...."

And if you don't cough up lots of money, we will go public with not only when, but what.

Yep, good times ahead for all of us.