Number Game Part 6

[chigal]

I need sunshine to be happy.

 

[wheezal]

I need sunshine to be happy.

teh glow of pr0n through mah puter screen do that for meh.

 

[DaveOno]

pugs dun werk! unless you haf that weird tongue problem whar it always hangs out the side of ur mouf. even then, that sounds kinda enjoyable. i should give myself a stroke to see if i can make that happen.

whaddaya mean, don't work?

This adorableness don't just happen. Hair, makeup, wardrobe...






(oh, sorry, that's Diva's line....)

 

[wheezal]

also, when i am President, teh Capital will move from Washington D.C. to Freeport, Bahamas.

 

[chigal]

Pasty white, eh?

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

when i become president, my entire cabinet will be made of Jedi Knights!!

also, no more Munday! 6 day weeks starting Toosday...and erry Toosday is Taco Toosday!

I would't mind voting for Torta Tuesday.....with avocados

 

[wheezal]

when i am prez, the Green Bay Packers will move to Fudge, Mississippi.

 

[wheezal]

Pasty white, eh?

nah, i haf olive skin....teh ladies will tell you is delishus....



that may be a lie....

 

[chigal]

I wish I had good Mexican food here.

 

[wheezal]

when i am president, we shall annex the good parts of Canada....cuz Montreal and Vancouver are kinda awsum, but the rest...meh. also, we'll make them not so irritably friendly all the time.

 

[chigal]

Have a man lick you to be sure...

 

[wheezal]

I wish I had good Mexican food here.

hrmm, anudder option for teh dinner....

 

[chigal]

I loved Chipotle, but I'm scared to eat there now.

 

[wheezal]

hrmm..new oyster bar around teh corner from where i live.....

kinda pricey, but oysters and beer do make a good time.

 

[wheezal]

I loved Chipotle, but I'm scared to eat there now.

bah, norovirus and e-coli are just states of mind. they cant actually hurt you. just like fire and nailguns.

 

[chigal]

Chicken fried steak! Pot pie!

 

[wheezal]

Chicken fried steak! Pot pie!

chicken fried steak is gud if it comes legit. too many places use way more breading than steak, so you cut into it and it's like a baloon deflating before you hit meat.


pot pie...i live in a university town, so that's not quite teh same thing here.

 

[chigal]

bah, norovirus and e-coli are just states of mind. they cant actually hurt you. just like fire and nailguns.

I'm a wuss... Don't like ouchies.

 

[wheezal]

I'm a wuss... Don't like ouchies.

i dont feel pain...except psychologically and emotionally....and physically. also i confuse pain for bladder control so that's a whole other can o' worms to deal wif.

 

[wheezal]

when i become president, the entire pantheon of Norse Gods shall be appointed into congress. i hear Freya has very good ideas on civil tort reform.