OFFICIAL ECIGEXPRESS.COM Contest and Chatter Thread
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Did you all forget Linnx has a newborn baby and a business to run?
This thread was created for us all to get to know each other better and a place just to plain old socialize.
The prize will be announced and awarded when it is announced and awarded.
Now somebody say something funny.
This thread was created for us all to get to know each other better and a place just to plain old socialize.
The prize will be announced and awarded when it is announced and awarded.
Now somebody say something funny.
I have gas!
My daughter has gone on a vegetarian spree. No meat but she'll eat meat-by-products so she's not completely vegetarian. Unfortunately, to get her protein intake, she uses a lot of beans and other stuff my body isn't used too. I'm scared to light a match...I don't want my house to blow! Methane anyone? Bwahahaha...I can finally pay back the hubby...blanket over the head will do just fine.
I do not find farts funny. My husband loves beans and protein bars. I don't know how they handle him at work 
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It took a can and a half of febreeze air freshener to combat the post-Christmas bean soup gas attack. Yup, only making that soup once a year...
Fart is an English language vulgarism, most commonly used in reference to flatulence. The word "fart" is generally considered unsuitable in a formal environment by modern English speakers, and it may be considered vulgar or offensive in some situations. Fart can be used as a noun or a verb.[1] The immediate roots are in the Middle English words ferten, feortan or farten; which is akin to the Old High German word ferzan. Cognates are found in old Norse, Slavic and also Greek and Sanskrit. The word "fart" has been incorporated into the colloquial and technical speech of a number of occupations, including computing.Fart is sometimes used as a non-specific derogatory epithet, often to refer to 'an irritating or foolish person', and potentially an elderly person, described as an 'old fart'. This may be taken as an insult when used in the second or third person, but can potentially be a term of endearment, or an example of self deprecatory humour when used in the first person.[2] The phrase 'boring old fart' was popularised in the United Kingdom in the late 1970s by the New Musical Express while chronicling the rise of punk. It was used to describe hippies and establishment figures in the music industry, forces of inertia against the new music.
Lordy, if my daughter doesn't get off this fad of hers, she's gonna cause everyone around me to kick the bucket.
I'm glad she's at work until late tonight...pizza!!! She has to work tomorrow too...anyone care to join me for a KC strip? Sorry but I gotta have my meat!
sophie_lapin...I know they aren't funny...I can't even stand myself. I'm not used to all this protein substitute stuff. Some of it isn't too bad but, well, like the beans, no thanks. I just look at it as a way to payback hubby for all the times he gagged me. That's the only funny part. I can't even get one of my cats to stay in my lap!
I'm glad she's at work until late tonight...pizza!!! She has to work tomorrow too...anyone care to join me for a KC strip? Sorry but I gotta have my meat!
sophie_lapin...I know they aren't funny...I can't even stand myself. I'm not used to all this protein substitute stuff. Some of it isn't too bad but, well, like the beans, no thanks. I just look at it as a way to payback hubby for all the times he gagged me. That's the only funny part. I can't even get one of my cats to stay in my lap!
Thought for the day
I hate being such a procrastinator, look how long it took me to post this thought today!!!
I hate being such a procrastinator, look how long it took me to post this thought today!!!
Thought for the dayThought for the day
I hate being such a procrastinator, look how long it took me to post this thought today!!!
I was wondering when Ripple was going to admit his procrastination today !!
Thought for the day
Snow is beautiful -- and that's its only redeeming quality!!!!
Snow is beautiful -- and that's its only redeeming quality!!!!
Thought for the day.....
Before trying to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they are not trying to keep up with you.
Before trying to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they are not trying to keep up with you.
My lord, I'm catching up from yesterday and I'm a little afraid to come in here this morning Have the vapors cleared? Hairball and her daughters cooking is making me a little nervous 
*snif sniff*
Morning everyone
Hi Hairball
Have the vapors cleared? Hairball and her daughters cooking is making me a little nervous *snif sniff* Morning everyone
Hi HairballI never try to keep up or follow them Joneses. I mean what if they got the trots or sumpin ?
Then what ? Sounds like bad news ta me ! 
I'll stick with my own troubles 
I said to a friend, "I could do better; I just don't". She thought it was profound, that it would make a good bumper sticker. I was just being honest.
Is that a one-liner?
Is that a one-liner?
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