OFFICIAL ECIGEXPRESS.COM Contest and Chatter Thread
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Happy Saturday! The snow came down last night and its nice and slushy... mixed with rain. Sky is grey! Need some sunshine in NW Washington 
I can feel it coming though... any month now
I can feel it coming though... any month now
Yay! Trust me, I know what this means to u. I'm soooooooo overdue to upgrade my (sadly lacking) technology.
Happy Saturday! The snow came down last night and its nice and slushy... mixed with rain. Sky is grey! Need some sunshine in NW Washington
I am not grey.
Happy Saturday! The snow came down last night and its nice and slushy... mixed with rain. Sky is grey! Need some sunshine in NW Washington
No snow yet here (where I am) in NW Washington. I can't 'feel' the sunshine coming though ... takes LOTS of faith!
i know its not a one liner but... it made me laugh today so im gonna post it i hope it does the same for u on this crappy dreary day
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
Snowing now, mixed with ... guess what? It is NW Washington. I miss Alaska. Lots of snow, but mixed with sunshine. Hardly any slush.
Here's something to make all of us weather-slapped people smile!!!
That's awesome.. Gotta love Shatner
Nope. This is the song that has played in my head more at every job I've ever had than anything else, prob because of the last line!:
(yes, I have reverted to "getting to know you" posts
, still not feeling funny!
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I too would like to know the ETA on more Cartzillas. Also, will they still be on sale when they are restocked?
I still love the Cartzilla I won in the contest. 0 problems other than a little gurgle right after I refill. And I've already gone through half of the 30ml bottle of Premium tobacco I got with it. Really enjoying that as well! I may need to try out the Fire Cured Virginia too. If you have any thoughts on how the two flavors compare, I'd appreciate them.
Thanks linnx!
Who did win the one-liner contest?
I still love the Cartzilla I won in the contest. 0 problems other than a little gurgle right after I refill. And I've already gone through half of the 30ml bottle of Premium tobacco I got with it. Really enjoying that as well! I may need to try out the Fire Cured Virginia too. If you have any thoughts on how the two flavors compare, I'd appreciate them.
Thanks linnx!
Who did win the one-liner contest?
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I never could understand why anyone would want to wear a thong. It's like dental floss.
Yup my .... is quite vocal sum times after burritos but I don't think there's no teeth down dere fer flossin' 
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