OFFICIAL ECIGEXPRESS.COM Contest and Chatter Thread
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Ok, not really a one liner and probably won't count as a contest entry but this is one of my all time favorites.
Funny!
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(with my apologies to the National Lampoon, on whose cover this photo 1st appeared)
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free; to make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
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I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Photographic evidence captured just part of that alien in Colorado...
(not an entry on mini contest since I used a pic)
(not an entry on mini contest since I used a pic)
#3 Just because my son likes them.... ( the jokes that is )
Yo Momma is so fat...when she blinks...her eyelids clap
Yo Momma is so fat...when she blinks...her eyelids clap
I Love that Anita Loves that my dog makes me happy
Here he is smilin.....
This is not an entry
Here he is smilin.....
This is not an entry
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I love your dog too. Oh just look at that face
Awwww what a cutie!
When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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