OFFICIAL ECIGEXPRESS.COM Contest and Chatter Thread

[kritter]

#2

Women wear lipstick to grease their lips so they can talk faster!

 

[DubMajnoon]

#1 - So I said to my one-legged girlfriend, "Peg....."

 

[DubMajnoon]

#2 - Two guys walk into a bar.....the third one ducked.

 

[Yeah_its_me]

#1

My mind not only wanders....sometimes it leaves completely!

 

[Yeah_its_me]

#2

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

 

[Yeah_its_me]

#3

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

 

[kritter]

#3
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!’

 

[kritter]

#4

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."

 

[Shilo]

#2 "Kid, I might be crazy but I'm not stupid" (Mother of two male children- comes in handy)

 

[Shilo]

# 3 My mother's favorite and most annoying to me---"You lie like a rug!"

 

[kritter]

#5
I married "Miss Right". Unfortunately, I didn't know that her first name was "Always"

 

[CalamityJan]

#1
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

 

[CalamityJan]

#2
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

 

[CalamityJan]

#3
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

 

[IThrenodyI]

#3
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Because politicians look REALLY BAD in bikinis?

 

[Survivors Mom]

#1

You can't say Mmmmmm for 7 seconds while holding your nose. (prove me wrong)

 

[Survivors Mom]

#2

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 

[Survivors Mom]

#3

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language; could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

 

[AG51]

#3

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language; could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

I know it was the hardest for me to get out of my mouth that day so it must be the longest !

 

[spacekitty]

If every person who enters 'liked' everyone else's posts, and they ALL ended up with the same # of 'likes'... does that mean that EVERYBODY would win a prize???