Official Funny Vaping Stories Thread

[Ubermensch]

So I didnt see this in the forum and thought it would be a nice thread to start.


Ill start:

I was at a Softball park yesterday, puffing away on my new Stealth Battery when a woman came up to me to ask for a light. I said of course that im smoking an e-cig and didn't have a lighter. She quickly walked away.

About 10 minutes later she comes back and says "So you're smoking and don't have a F^@#$ing lighter?" (I dont remember being this crazy when I was a smoker). I told her again what it was and showed her how it worked. She seemd thoroughly impressed and intrigued.

Gave her a V4L card - Look for a new order guys !

 

[MrHyde]

Hahahaha! I had this VERY same thing happen to me while leaving class one day. This pretty girl came upto me, asking for a light and I didn't have one Told her I didn't smoke, showed her my PV and sorta explained it a bit. She frowned a little frustrated, thanked me, and went off to find someone else with a lighter.

I thought to myself "Damn, she was cute!" and started carrying a lighter again in case anymore cute girls ask me for a light

 

[Ubermensch]

Hahahaha! I had this VERY same thing happen to me while leaving class one day. This pretty girl came upto me, asking for a light and I didn't have one Told her I didn't smoke, showed her my PV and sorta explained it a bit. She frowned a little frustrated, thanked me, and went off to find someone else with a lighter.

I thought to myself "Damn, she was cute!" and started carrying a lighter again in case anymore cute girls ask me for a light

I think im gonna start doing the same thing ..... carry a lighter and a V4L card at all times !

 

[MrHyde]

Those lil cards will make the world a better place! o/

 

[Morandir835]

I had a guy who came up trying to bum a cigarette from me at work. I was using my copper battery with a blue light mind you. Told him sorry, I don't smoke. He fave me a look, said real funny, you're smoking right now, give me a cig. Showed him the ecig, and repeated to tell him I do not smoke. This was when the guy got belligerent, started cussing at me, and other fun comments. Usually I'd be yelling back at this point, but I took this opportunity to take part in my favorite pass time, to keep it clean messing with people. I took the ecig, held the button down, and preceded to "put it out" on my cheek. Guy said I was crazy (which I am) and walked off nervously. He did not realize the battery color, the fact the filter was a bright green, or the blue light instead of the normal red of a cigarette. Every time I see him he still calls me #@%_ing nuts, and gets away from me as quickly as possible. You would think the lack of cigarette burn would key him in on the fact it wasn't an analog and I didn't burn myself, but no.....

 

[MrHyde]

Hehe, nice one Morandir. He, obviously, wasn't very perceptive. Would had been even better if you were using the new diamond battery, making it even more obvious!

 

[Morandir835]

I know. Sadly it was about a month ago, no diamond batts at the time. Some people just see the vapor and are convinced it's smoke.

 

[DawnsFolly]

Great thread, thanks Ubermensch

The owner of the company is grateful that i vape & no longer smoke so vaping is encouraged. When clients come in & want to leave to smoke, I give them a pv to try, but most people are hard-core nonsmokers. Anyway, this guy came in to help out. He was real nervous about the issue. Over the next two hours he coughs more and more as I vape away right next to him. Everytime he coughed we held back laughing. Suddenly he turns to me and says "Oh, you aren't smoking!". He never coughed again.

 

[Mary Kay]

Only 2 of the women in my Women's Club smoke since I quit. Most are very supportive of me.and are interested in E-Cigs. One lady's hubby uses one! But a new lady joined and did the coughing fit thing while I was walking with her to the car. Two women from the group behind us were giggling at her..when she turned around annoyed at us..I was waggling my Vk (Dark green with a light green smilin carto in her face.
She has since taken a V4L card for her son.

 

[starsong]

Told him sorry, I don't smoke. He gave me a look, said real funny, you're smoking right now, give me a cig......

Sheeeesh, what a jerk to order you to give him one. Funny story tho

 

[Morandir835]

That's the way most people act around southeast dc. Even if I had a cigarette I wouldn't have given one, but it was the perfect excuse for me to be an $&#hole to him.

 

[plantlvr]

People can be so frustrating! I always hated that coughing bit when I smoked, always stayed far away but would still get that exaggerated cough act.
Funniest thing that happened to me was leaving work with my batt between my teeth and a guy asked me if I needed a light for my pen. He was smoking so I told him what a ecig was. Realized later he was flirting with me.

 

[Lisa66]

I took the ecig, held the button down, and preceded to "put it out" on my cheek. Guy said I was crazy (which I am) and walked off nervously.

You're not crazy..........you're awesome! Hilarious!

 

[Joyce]

Oh, oh! I went to my doctor's office last week, and when I went to sign in, the receptionist had all of the pens behind the glass. She handed me the sign-in sheet, but no pen. We stood there looking at each other for several seconds, me wondering what the H$^@ her problem was with giving me a pen to sign in with. I looked down and realized I was holding my shiny new black shorty diamond batt with a white carto and Delrin attached.

I finally told her "This is not a pen," and she gave me a pen to sign with. I'm not sure she believed me, because she looked at me weirdly, and it WAS a psychiatrist's office...

 

[Morandir835]

I literally just lol at that Ms. Joyce. I just wish I could have heard what the receptionist was thinking.

I HATE the fake cough. People still do it to me as I walk down the street vaping. They do look confused afterwards when they don't smell smoke though....

No, I'm crazy.

 

[starsong]

Always annoyed me when I was in a casino, sitting a long time at a video poker machine, and along would come someone to sit next to me. I'd light up, and they would start the fake cough and waving of the hands. I'm thinking hey, I was here first, and this isn't a no smoking section, so get over yourself. If I saw the smoke heading right into someone's face I would try to wave it off or hold it elsewhere to be polite, but I wasn't going to stop. Although, it did come in handy in a crowed place when trying to find 2 machines together for me and whoever I was with. All I'd have to do is light up and one of the seats next to me would vacate -- wonder if that will still work with the ecig now.

 

[Steef]

O.K, Here's one!!!
I was waiting for my son to pick me at the airport this past Monday when a guy asked me (What the hell are you smoking)????
I thought it was a pipe but realized it wasn't.... What is it??? Showed him my Ego, told him where he could find one, and all
the info available on the ECF... Guy couldn't write the info down fast enough!!!! Another Convert I hope!!!!

Good Vapes~~~~~

Steef

 

[uzzaperez]

I love the part about putting it out on your cheek. I'm gonna try that, whenever someone acts irritated I'll just act like I'm putting it out in my palm or on my tongue and give them my killer look.

Too bad my killer look isn't very convincing.

 

[krazie_Kid]

Oh the stories I have, movie theaters, stores, the train, at my old job.

So many to choose from but this one is probably the best:

Ok so I am at applebees for the two'fers and I am drunk as hell, eating hotwings and drinking my 6th beer, I pull out my e cig and take a puff, and the woman behind me starts complaining. So the store manager comes out and lets out a chuckle and says he has the same exact thing, that it is water vapor and it is harmless. So after a little bit of us sitting there, she comes up to me and asks me to stop. I turned around, almost fell out of the barstool and looked at her, took a puff, and exhaled. Not in her face or anything, but I said "Does it smell like smoke?" and her reply was "it smells like chocolate." So I looked at her and smiled, turned around and continued watching the ranger game. But as far as I can remember, she was pissy all night.

 

[Morandir835]

Awesome Krazie sir. That story reached out and touched my heart.